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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
And only in Japan.... They now have wine for cats. That's right, Special Wine just for Kitties...... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
Never once in my working life have I been paid Holiday pay for Columbus Day. Yet there is hope. I worked Columbus Day this year - just missed it last two years. Double time, but still would rather have been home working in the back yard... Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I've never had Columbus day off either. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Who says you can't train a cat? Naughty kitty.... Courier carrying pot into prison is caught in Moldova _ and it's a cat. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
And Kitty's best friend is......a pit bull. Florida rescue pit bull fights off coyotes to save cat. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I have two guns, One for each of ya....... Oh, have no doubt, it's not a pardon I am looking for,...... No, it's reckogning. You know latin, ? I do, a bit. Engough to call your bluff. You all can die first, but not soon enough that I cannot make your heads into a canoe, ya get me. Film clips and all are a friend of mine, it seems that some here are not. I can make it so. You wanna play poker, or you wanna play rough? Either way, I have been there. So, quote rough Latin, or play with the big dog. Your choice. I made mine years ago. Time I heard from some of you. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I just put out a couple of hundred dollars to match anybody in the kitty auction. IN addition to the 680 dollars I just got in the last electric bill notice. Anybody wanna try me on that? I have documentation. My next bill, if I let everything run as is, will be well over 700. You wanna take that on? You can handle that? I do not just meow. I make it stick. You piss on me, I piss back. And, believe me, kitty piss gets real stinky. Now, any one of you don't wanna get killed, best step on out the back. Because if you do not, Because you don't want to be Greely. I am not a cowardly son of a bitch. I am a proud son of a bitch. And I, like Clint, have shot to death most every single little bit of DNA that ever walked this earth. At one time or another. You wanna discuss that with me, get your guns on. And fast. I really thought I gave that up in the VN era.....and most of you with it. Guess not. You see, I am not making some kind of joke all the time. I get really pissed off when you laugh at my mule. I don't like you laughing at my mule. Go ahead, 3 or 4 coffins, your call. Sherrif, get those men underground. Now, if you are done playing about, I'll get myself a Shave and a hot bath...... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I have had about enough of folks dissing me. I really have. I have made what I do stick. For years now. Anybody ever call me down? I deal with that. Directly. Now, if anybody has something to say to me, now would be the time. I have some decisions to make, and the chutzpa of certain citizens of this project might be the kicking point. You had best make your opinions known now, or forever hold your peace. I don't want anybody coming out and saying anything pro or con about me after I make my choices. Get real, or get gone. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
Stuff it Mark. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Stuff it Mark. Uli......really. Who are YOU to say 'Stuff it'.? You have a comment, make it clear and proud. Or otherwise just continue to be your nice self. You are really not crossed up in this. Meow. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I told 'em all......I told them straight on. I don't work cheap. I came at a price, and I don't joke much. I advertised my kitties. They had an advertised price. And had an advertised reward. Either, as in the old west, can be changed at will. And I can. Now, Uli, if you want to be the sheriff, you better get those detractors under the ground. And cut the crap. Meow. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
Uli Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 |
Mark I am no longer a Mod. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
What you have to know.......... What is that you have to know......... The things that I say are sometimes for other purposes. You have to take what I way for other reference. I never lived the river. But that does not know I did not know Huck Twain. There are some things that maybe you did not know. There is about to be a Twain revival. Twain and myself had a few things in common. I was certainly in no way as literary or as intelligent as he was. I would not pretend ever to be. But, I have some things in common with the man. I use words more predicated on their final impact than what their first impact might possibly be. I wait, and wonder.......I wait, and wonder. You must have known that about me by now. I am the preacher, waiting and wondering what the choir might sing. I have seldom tried to teach you......I have just tried to LEAD you. Their is a difference. I do not preach, I only dangle........it is YOU that must follow, if you wish to. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Just found this.......... OMG///// Make of it what you shall. I have been in the forums for about 28 hours now. Waiting for what? I dunno....something that shall never come. This is wonderful, in my estimation. This is the REAL Maria von Trapp. Yodel, yes? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
A few wonderful moments... Candid moments between Christopher and Julie. Interview......You can stay with me for this, or not. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I must retire tonight..... As there is now other phrase that quite contemplates one's retirement from life to death. One has not choice, except when one's government had placed it upon one, and is it's wish. As there is a burden one's government does not wish to carry, even that which was promised for us. Twain said all these things. He was a much more remarkable statesman than I am. He had far more intelligent cats than I did, I suppose. I shall give him that. I retire now too. Not sure at what juncture I shall return. I have journeyed so long and so far....some of you do not know how far I communicate with you each day. I am far beyond Voyager. Far beyond anything you know. I shall report back one day........ For now, I must just concentrate on pushing on. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I have to go now/. Could one of you follow me? This could be a major thing. I am not joking here. I need somebody that is willing to take up my deal when I must leave. This is not a simple task I ask. This is a lifelong commitment. I have tasked myself with this life. If you sign on, it shall not be easy. I am a very hard taskmaster. There are reasons for this. Do not apply if you are just a silly arse making fun of me. I am looking for your last life's commitment. Meow. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I have just posted for the last job one might ever wish for. It shall not be easily granted. I may not find the proper applicant on this planet. I shall, however, consider all who apply. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Sad part is....... Most of you will never experience the speed of light. Of best of all, beyond it. I do it every day, because I am forced to recognize what you humans seem to see as your only limtation. I happen to know that it isn't///. Because I don't come from where you come from. Light speed is your best guess at what you can achieve. That is sooooooooooo slow. I could not be here if that was my limitation. I would have passed on the trip long ago. Yes, I have my age limitations too. They are just significantly longer than yours/. Let's just say longer than your planet shall exist. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
All that I ever knew in my life, now gone. Like, Tears in the Rain. I go now. ---- She won't live forever, but then again, Who does? Not me. I am a replicant too. \ Time to die. Meow. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
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