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Message 1079000 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:17:15 UTC

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Message 1079001 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:18:27 UTC

Oh do not make me go Cobra's Fang on you...
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Message 1079002 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:19:47 UTC

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Message 1079003 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:20:04 UTC

Hello, culture lovers! sorry I'm late. Upon leaving the bar, I couldn't get the door unlocked on the old Chevrolet. After about 15 minutes I remembered I drive a Dodge.
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Message 1079006 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:24:51 UTC - in response to Message 1079003.  

Hello, culture lovers! sorry I'm late. Upon leaving the bar, I couldn't get the door unlocked on the old Chevrolet. After about 15 minutes I remembered I drive a Dodge.

So, you are saying you had car trouble?
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Message 1079007 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:25:17 UTC

PLANTER'S PUNCH

This recipe I give to thee,
Dear brother in the heat.
Take two of sour (lime let it be)
To one and a half of sweet,
Of Old Jamaica pour three strong,
And add four parts of weak.
Then mix and drink. I do no wrong —
I know whereof I speak.


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Message 1079008 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:26:22 UTC

Just a quick note to my team-mates. I just got blocked from sending any more private messages for the next hour! Guess I sent out 5 (or else Eric just did something to block me from communicating with you guys.) I can read your pm's but I cannot respond.

Scarecrow, we await your topic.
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Message 1079009 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:27:54 UTC

Angela's Mai Tai recipe:

2 oz white rum
2 oz gold rum
look at a lime
1 oz Grand Marnier
1/2 oz 151 proof rum

Pour over ice. Add brandied pineapple spear. Serve.

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Message 1079010 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:28:35 UTC - in response to Message 1079008.  

Just a quick note to my team-mates. I just got blocked from sending any more private messages for the next hour! Guess I sent out 5 (or else Eric just did something to block me from communicating with you guys.) I can read your pm's but I cannot respond.

Roger Captain, message received.
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Message 1079011 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:28:51 UTC
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Angela's Mai Tai recipe:


Whatever it takes to win, dear.

Unfortunately, you have a team-mate who puns better when intoxicated...
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Message 1079012 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:31:06 UTC - in response to Message 1079010.  

Roger Captain, message received.

Who the heck is Roger, and when did he get promoted??

A topic... geeeze... you mean I have to think?!
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Message 1079013 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:32:09 UTC - in response to Message 1079006.  

So, you are saying you had car trouble?

It's more of a AUTOimmune problem I think.
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Message 1079014 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:33:41 UTC - in response to Message 1079013.  

just do not CHOKE
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Message 1079015 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:34:36 UTC

I had a couple BBQ beef's for supper so GAS maybe the only issue here.
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Message 1079017 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:34:46 UTC

Just an idle thought, but he may not have the gas.
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Message 1079018 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:34:53 UTC - in response to Message 1079014.  

just do not CHOKE

Yes, if you do we'll deal the COUPE de grace...
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Message 1079019 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:35:41 UTC - in response to Message 1079015.  

how does this work, do we alternator what
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Message 1079020 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:35:51 UTC

So he does have gas, so my last comment backfired.
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Message 1079021 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:37:00 UTC

TWO DOOR, or not TWO DOOR, that is the question.
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Message 1079022 - Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 4:37:50 UTC

Boys! They are such AIR BAGS...
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