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Message 1069342 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:35:57 UTC

Oh honestly Jim, for that one you should be COMMITTED!
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Message 1069343 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:36:54 UTC

The same thief took some lingerie but gave police the slip.
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Message 1069345 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:40:39 UTC

Ok, time to get comfortable. I'm taking off my shoes and ACCESSORIES...
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Message 1069346 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:41:12 UTC

If underworld leaders are hauled away in mass transit vehicles,Does that give new meaning to a CRIME BUS.
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Message 1069347 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:42:46 UTC

Oh my, I just FELON my face laughing!
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Message 1069349 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:46:17 UTC

Fortunately when I fell I didn't INFRACTION anything...
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Message 1069350 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:49:59 UTC


Hi Scarecrow! Hi Jim! Like my CRIME WAVE?
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Message 1069351 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:51:05 UTC

What do you call a policeman who gets busted for unecessary force? A BEAT COP.
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Message 1069352 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:52:11 UTC

Honestly Jim! You should OUTLAW puns that bad...
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Message 1069354 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:55:39 UTC

Are lawyers required to wear law suits to court?
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Message 1069356 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:56:50 UTC

Wow! Scarecrow actually thinks he can win tonight. Well LAW-de-da!!!
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Message 1069357 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:58:15 UTC

I fear all the GAS I have CHAMBERed up from supper is slowing me down.
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Message 1069360 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 5:59:44 UTC

Well, I hope you will manage to stay up long enough to see my obnoxious victory dance. It is quite a CAPER...
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Message 1069361 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:01:08 UTC

Well they cant just wear BRIEFS.
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Message 1069362 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:02:41 UTC

Oh why won't you two give up? You are both so SUBORN!
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Message 1069363 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:05:06 UTC

are you APPEALING to us?
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Message 1069364 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:06:40 UTC

Oh please! In Pun Wars, one woman can out-pun two men any day. You see, we love a good MANHUNT...
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Message 1069366 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:12:01 UTC

I have to admit, she has me draggin' my nets.
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Message 1069368 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:12:36 UTC

Sorry Scarecrow, but men are simply not as good at puns as women are. It is a simple MALEFACTOR.
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Message 1069369 - Posted: 22 Jan 2011, 6:14:05 UTC

OK copper I give up dont shoot any more. Well done Angela.
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