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Wow! Strong kitty...

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That's a great shot! Kind of a "don't you speak to me like that!" moment...

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My kittie's WHAT??

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Go, kitty, GO.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Kitty Cat channeling the family dog?

I was pretty impressed when I saw this. Over the years I've taught a couple of the "smarter" cats we've had some silly, simple little tricks by selectively reinforcing and shaping behaviors they do naturally, but I've never even come close to having a kitty under such amazing verbal control!

I lub cats :)

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words are the symbols of mental experience

cats are quick to learn what they what, my neibors cat comes into my shed in winter when i am in just to sit by fire

OMG and LOL.......

For my kitty friends.....a must see.

The 10 cutest cat moments.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYRkp2HZto

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

I am sure that this has been a burning question for most of you kitty people out there in Setiland.
I know it has bothered me for some time.

Now, thanks to a little research and the wonder of slow motion photography, the answer can be revealed.

How does kitty drink?

Credit to CBS.

And the article from LiveScience.....

How kitty does it.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Bad kitty!

OH, caught both footed.

Naughty kittty.

Who,ME?????

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Some kittiess have a sense of humour about these things......

Ron White does.....

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Now this guy is FUNNY.....
But, if y'all had my sense of humour, I would not have to tell you that s.......

Over 25 miles....

Part 2...

For the adults here, follow the associated links in youtube to parts 3 and 4...unedited.

Like I said, this guy is sh##less funny.

He is the current Carlin..don't mince words.

Does not use them as swords the way Carlin did, but, he will toss them out like caramel candy at the fair.

Be forewarned, I don't wanna get any crap about these links.

This is funny s$$t......for folks with the sense of humour that I have.

Do NOT post here complaining about his language, please.

Meow.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

I'll give ya one last link.......

Then you are on you're own.

Search youtube.......you could be there for many hours.

This link says it simple and true.........
Gawd, YOU JUST CANNOT FIX STUPID.

And I am not, folks.

I am not.

'S why am still here, and keep coming back.
Because most of you are not either.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Years later, in NY city, the caught the
Tater.........

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Just now.......the day's western sun is setting.

And it shines through the west facing windows in my bedroom.

And shines upon the kitties.

There is not much more beautiful in life than the sun shining on a cat.

All their beauty is exposed. Every portion of their being open to view.

A cat's eyes in the sunlight.....oh, my.

And the silly things look back at you, wondering about your curiosity.

They simply do not know how beautiful they are..

They just don't know.

That is the wonder and wisdom of kitties.

Could I only be so innocent.......

Maybe I was 40 years ago or so.
Maybe I was.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Me Thinks that the Kitties look at us and say...I iz sure glad I ain't a Humen.

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I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.)

Me Thinks that the Kitties look at us and say...I iz sure glad I ain't a Humen.

And I iz sure their thoughts do not go that deep.
They are simply too innocent to think that way.

Ever stare one in the eyes........?
They are simply devoid of any hate or judgement.
There is nothing there but love for you.

All there is.

All they have to offer.
And well all they need to.

Neverending love.......
What more could anybody ask for, or give to another?

It's what kitties do.
You just have to give them a bit of kibble and a touch now and then, and they give you all that they are in return.

The wonder that is 'kitty'.......

Now perhaps you can start to understand the kittyman and all that I am....or am not, depending on your point of view.

God made me what I was. Kitties made me what I am.

Meow.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."