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LarryB56 Send message Joined: 22 Apr 02 Posts: 73 Credit: 4,402,310 RAC: 0 |
Take a look at this link... http://www.carolynsclinic.f2s.com/ SetiHolics Anonymous!!!! LarryB56 |
THESPEEKER Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 168 Credit: 48,990 RAC: 0 |
Hilarious! i fell of my seat Ha Ha... Instructions for printing the computer screen: 1. Make sure that the screen is showing what you want to copy 2. Carefully lift the computer monitor on top of the copy machine 3. Make sure that the monitor remains plugged in 4. Hit the copy button |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
WU WU Woo-hoo! ;-) Instructions for printing the computer screen Nah! Just do what I do: Plug in your ethernet to your computer, then plug the other end into your belly button! Besides, you can upload like three day's work of WUs and have them run as subconscious background processing! Oh yeah! |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
As an ex-inmate of The Clinic I think I need to explain that not everyone can, or was cured.... Treatment was going terribly. The forced meatballs, shocking! The barbed-wire rub-downs, agony! After an unspeakably horrendous meatball insertion, myself, Keith and some of the others decided enough was enough. We spent weeks making dummies of ourselves (this being a lot easier for some...)which we then left hunched over our screens, giving us the opportunity to make for the cess-cart in which we hid ourselves until beyond the gates. We took off across the fields and, after checking our stats and rankings and so on, Keith formed The Final Front Ear (Not the original name which was deemed unappropriate. See the team diary page for details if you must know!). A team which glories in stats, encourages humour and all manner of previously banned depravity, ermmm....I mean interests. A few more of The Clinic have since managed to escape and join our esteemed ranks, as well as others who share TFFE's love of all things BOINC, entertaining and completely tasteless! The Final Front Ear Teampage http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/thefinalfrontear/index.html |
Eckerslike Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2 Credit: 0 RAC: 0 |
They can never be cured, those poor, poor souls....they all have delusions of adequacy.. Help is at hand... |
Ken Phillips m0mcw Send message Joined: 2 Feb 00 Posts: 267 Credit: 415,678 RAC: 0 |
> They can never be cured, those poor, poor souls....they all have delusions of > adequacy.. > > Help is at hand... > Quick! Leg it chaps and chapesses! She's onto you. Could be me next, I didn't know you were all escapee's from that place when I joined up, I got an inkling of the truth from the diary, but this is almost unbearable! ;-) Sharp exit left Ken Phillips BOINC question? Look here "The beginning is the most important part of the work." - Plato |
eberndl Send message Joined: 12 Oct 01 Posts: 539 Credit: 619,111 RAC: 3 |
Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent. She follows the tried and true method of guilt by association... and YOU are certainly associated with us!!!! |
Jack Lass Send message Joined: 22 Mar 02 Posts: 120 Credit: 41,972 RAC: 0 |
"Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent." You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath and the judicious use of a good deodorant. Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental), Jack THE MOTHER OF FOOLS IS ALWAYS PREGNANT I'M TROLLING FOR FOOLS. THIS MUST BE THE PLACE! |
The Gas Giant Send message Joined: 22 Nov 01 Posts: 1904 Credit: 2,646,654 RAC: 0 |
Hey I resemble that! Paul (S@H1 8888) And proud of it! |
Carl Cuseo Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0 |
I was there for a long time They told me I was cured and to go home I liked it there and offered to stay and sweep the place out They told me I was cured and to go home I hung around anyway and they gave my bed to a new guy They told me I was cured and to go home I hid in the kitchen for a week They told me I was cured and called the cops <img src="http://boinc.mundayweb.com/seti2/stats.php?userID=27&trans=off"> |
The Gas Giant Send message Joined: 22 Nov 01 Posts: 1904 Credit: 2,646,654 RAC: 0 |
I dreamt I was polishing my shoes last night. After I'd finished, I inserted some shoe-trees and put the shoes neatly away in the cupboard. I remember when I used to have good dreams—the sort of dreams I couldn't tell you about. |
Carl Cuseo Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0 |
> I remember when I used to have good dreams—the sort of dreams I couldn't tell > you about. Oh Man - my dreams are getting to be a too mucha. Last night I dreampt about The Rex Sox and A Bloody Moon and Groucho Marx's gigantic duck coming down on this fat cable over the stadium and the voice of god booming out and the game stopped and the total eclipse and every face looking up and the voice shaking the stadiun: Say the secret word and win a hunnerdolla. Yikes! |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
> "Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent." > > You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath and > the judicious use of a good deodorant. > > Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental), > Jack > I have never frequented the den of iniquity you are discussing so I don't really know what you are talking about HOWEVER, if you wish to throw someone off your scent, go to the nearest Lone Star Steak House and have a bowl of their Black Bean soup. Maybe the Gas Giant could comment on this. Dave Nelson |
Ken Phillips m0mcw Send message Joined: 2 Feb 00 Posts: 267 Credit: 415,678 RAC: 0 |
> > "Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent." > > > > You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath > and > > the judicious use of a good deodorant. > > > > Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental), > > Jack > > > > I have never frequented the den of iniquity you are discussing so I don't > really know what you are talking about HOWEVER, if you wish to throw someone > off your scent, go to the nearest Lone Star Steak House and have a bowl of > their Black Bean soup. Maybe the Gas Giant could comment on this. > I think I'm a lost cause whatever I do, I'm not even sure garlic would work, it might just give them something to home into! Nurse Olga is truly formidable, but Nurse Goodbody is pretty damn scary, the more I read various websites including carolyn clinic and the final front ear, the more I realise I should probably be escorted forthwith to the clinic for mine and everyone elses protection, the setiholic (lhcholic, climatiholic????) profile fits me perfectly :( How much armour plate does one need to resist the impact of those meatballs? What are they made from now that all the squirrels for miles around the institute are gone? What is the current state of the art for their means of propulsion? Has Olga perfected a miniature rail gun yet? Sincerely, Ken Ken Phillips BOINC question? Look here "The beginning is the most important part of the work." - Plato |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
The one thing to....brrrrrrrrr......brrrrrrrrrrrrr....remember, is that our time at The Clinic, and now here at.....I'm eating a pork pie!.......The Final Front Ear never did us any.......oh, look, a purple hat.....harm. I have since had the electronic tag removed and am no longer deemed a danger to those who overtake me in the rankings.... "Oh, screw down my diodes and call me Frank!" |
Howard R. Nelson Send message Joined: 24 Dec 03 Posts: 145 Credit: 507,184 RAC: 0 |
Consider yourself "Screwed" Frank... ;-) |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?" Sorry, for a moment I was quoting our founder and leader.... |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
Listen, when I want to hear the sound a chimp makes when attempting speech, I'll rattle Dogs cage. Until then, quit gibbering fool. Now where was I, oh yes..... "Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly." |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
Give the likes of Keith the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner. Kinda like some other elections..... |
laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Keith, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off. |
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