Halloween Zombie-Talk Thread

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Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938544 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:34:34 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 6:34:54 UTC It is common knowledge that zombies dine upon braaains, but perhaps there are other things that should be known about zombies. Please allow me to explaaain how this thread will work. Somebody posts half of a zombie joke, the next person finishes the joke and posts half of a new zombie joke. The thread goes on like that until it is locked on Halloween at midnight (PST), so make sure to post fast and furiously. If two posts come in at roughly the same time, the winner is whoever posted first. Please try to avoid bifurcating the thread by responding to the second joke. Some jokes may have more than one answer. For example "Who is the zombie's favorite author?" Answers could include Mark Twaaain, Thomas Paaaine, Michel de Montaaaigne or even Zaaane Grey. The first person who finishes the joke gets to set the new joke, no matter how many answers are "out there". It is not about being right. It is all about being first. I'll start. What is the Zombie's favorite brand of underwear? ID: 938544 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1383 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 938545 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:35:29 UTC - in response to Message 938544. Haaaaanes. Why did the zombie call the plumber? @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 938545 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938546 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:36:13 UTC Clogged draaain! What does Eric think Angela is? ID: 938546 ·

Eric Korpela Volunteer moderator Project administrator Project developer Project scientist Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1383 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60	Message 938547 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:37:03 UTC - in response to Message 938546. Insaaaane. What kind of puppy did the zombie get? @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) ID: 938547 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938548 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:38:06 UTC Great Daaane! Who is the zombie's favorite Seinfeld character? ID: 938548 ·

HAL Send message Joined: 28 Mar 03 Posts: 704 Credit: 870,617 RAC: 0	Message 938550 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:56:44 UTC Last modified: 9 Oct 2009, 6:58:24 UTC Elaaaine! Why do Zombies walk funny? ID: 938550 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938551 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 6:57:42 UTC Back Paaain! Why do zombies always carry umbrellas? ID: 938551 ·

AndyW Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Oct 02 Posts: 5862 Credit: 10,957,677 RAC: 18	Message 938553 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:08:06 UTC To avoid the Raaaaain! What's a Zombies favourite public transport? :D ID: 938553 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938554 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:10:48 UTC Light rail traaain! How did the zombie get from New York to London? ID: 938554 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938555 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:12:27 UTC - in response to Message 938553. What's a Zombies favourite public transport? :D The traaaaain. What's a Zombie's favorite drink? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938555 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938556 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:13:10 UTC - in response to Message 938554. Light rail traaain! How did the zombie get from New York to London? Da plaaane... Now what's a zombie's favorite drink? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938556 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938557 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:17:14 UTC Graaain alcohol? Where in the European Union does the zombie like to vacation? ID: 938557 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938559 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:23:00 UTC - in response to Message 938557. Graaain alcohol? Where in the European Union does the zombie like to vacation? Britaaaaain..... What is the Zombie's kitty's name? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938559 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938560 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:32:49 UTC OK.......it's Meeeowaaaaaaaaaing....... Next.... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938560 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938561 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:36:31 UTC Mark, I couldn't figure out where you were going with that one, but if nobody responded I was going to try Fluffy Jaaane. (And Mark, the EU country was Spaaain!) Why did the zombie need an ace bandage? ID: 938561 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938562 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:40:18 UTC - in response to Message 938561. Mark, I couldn't figure out where you were going with that one, but if nobody responded I was going to try Fluffy Jaaane. (And Mark, the EU country was Spaaain!) Why did the zombie need an ace bandage? For his spraaaaain. Sorrry......I don't get these things all the time...didn't know the point was to make the answer paaaaaaaainfully obvious. I never was an intellectual....LOL. What does the Zombie weatherman forecast? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938562 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938563 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:41:40 UTC Raaain! (But it has already been used...) What is the zombie's motto when he goes to the gym? ID: 938563 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938566 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:51:37 UTC - in response to Message 938563. Raaain! (But it has already been used...) What is the zombie's motto when he goes to the gym? No paaaaaaaain, no gaaaaaaaaaain. What is the Zombie's favorite lettuce? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938566 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 938567 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:52:49 UTC Romaaaine! What kind of gasoline does the zombie prefer? ID: 938567 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51530 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 938568 - Posted: 9 Oct 2009, 7:55:51 UTC - in response to Message 938567. Romaaaine! What kind of gasoline does the zombie prefer? High octaaaaaaaaane........... And what are Zombie's minds? "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 938568 ·

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