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Message 933392 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 0:18:36 UTC

But honey, it's blocking the view out of the picture window!
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Message 933412 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 1:45:19 UTC - in response to Message 933265.  


For Sale:
Single family home.
Rental property, zoned Eskimo, included on front-lot.
Must sell before spring.
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Message 933432 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 2:59:56 UTC - in response to Message 933265.  


So that's why there is a door on the second floor.


Re Sierra Nevada, that photo would be a "dusting" http://www.eldoradocountyweather.com/donner.html Replies to the comment belong in the weather thread
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Message 933440 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 3:20:22 UTC

Forget the car... just pump the anti-freeze into my veins!
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Message 933506 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 13:08:46 UTC - in response to Message 933265.  

Honey! Are you sure your parents left before the storm. That big mound is right where their campervan was parked!
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Message 933523 - Posted: 15 Sep 2009, 13:59:28 UTC

OK, I think it is virtually a three way tie for first. Flipping a series of coins produces:

Second runner up:
Virtual Boss: Honey! Are you sure your parents left before the storm. That big mound is right where their campervan was parked!

First runner up:
Balveda: Nothing stops my annual garage sale, nothing!

AND THE WINNER
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Message 933638 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 0:58:23 UTC - in response to Message 933523.  
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Well, I must admit, the competition is staying quite fierce around here. I think it's time for a good stiff drink or two to celebrate...

What do all of you think? Caption this. :-)
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Message 933639 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 1:04:38 UTC - in response to Message 933638.  


The evil Doctor Fu Manchu's new career as a cocktail barman is not to be sniffed at.
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Message 933642 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 1:30:23 UTC



"The doctor wanted him to save up some nasal discharge for analysis...I think he went a little too far."


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Message 933643 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 1:32:27 UTC - in response to Message 933638.  

[quote]Well, I must admit, the competition is staying quite fierce around here. I think it's time for a good stiff drink or two to celebrate...


Even with a sinus infection, It still took two trys to fill up each glass.
[/quote]

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Message 933646 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 1:54:41 UTC

I know how much it hurts when you laugh so hard the milk comes out of your nose. I can't imagine how much it must hurt to try to drink an alcoholic drink through your nose.


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Message 933692 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 6:45:36 UTC

WHO discovers new test for swine flu
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Message 933709 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 9:49:09 UTC

... and a little bit of crusting on the straws to complete my masterpieces!
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Message 933721 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 13:15:44 UTC - in response to Message 933638.  

If I drink this normally, I can't make a fist for three days.







(thanks to Neil Simon for "Barefoot in the Park")
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Message 933730 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 14:34:29 UTC

Hey Bubba! I don't think that is what Grandpa meant when he told you it is OKAY to have a snort occationally!
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Message 933764 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 16:19:18 UTC

worst runny nose ever... with a twist of lime!


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Message 933792 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 18:17:02 UTC


The drinks were made by a really strange alien bartender. You sniff them before swallowing them.
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Message 933810 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 19:01:54 UTC

Look darling, what is coming out of my nose.
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Message 933835 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 20:26:30 UTC

After his teeth were wired to break him of his alcoholism, he found another way to remain a two fisted drinker.
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Message 933852 - Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 21:43:52 UTC

Look at my expression, s'not funny.
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