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![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 2 Aug 07 Posts: 203 Credit: 26,855 RAC: 0 |
My new, slightly smaller emporium, is now open for business. ![]() So if you fancy a nibble. I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
![]() Send message Joined: 1 Dec 99 Posts: 1122 Credit: 33,600,005 RAC: 0 ![]() |
My new, slightly smaller emporium, is now open for business. Good luck with your endeavor ![]() |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 7 Sep 00 Posts: 5971 Credit: 367,640 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Thanks Mrs Miggins. It is good to see you back in business again. What you do today you will have to live with tonight |
Whiskey ![]() Send message Joined: 5 Sep 04 Posts: 981 Credit: 640,589 RAC: 0 ![]() |
My new, slightly smaller emporium, is now open for business. Where is this? Join the #1 UAE Team. ![]() |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 5 Apr 06 Posts: 58 Credit: 202,474 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Ah I am pleased to see that good fortune prevailed, and that your fiduciary arrangements have at last borne fruit. As I was saying to the Vicar only the other day, there has been a distinct lack of establisments where local gentlefolk might pop in for a quick one on the way home. I shall repair with good speed to the Vicarage to inform him of this good news. SJS Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 ![]() ![]() |
So at the moment, that would make this a bit of a breakfast nook for me. ![]() Thank you dearly Mrs Miggins! |
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Nookie? Is that anywhere near Bakers End? Well, while I've been away I've had a bun or two, in the oven. ![]() I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
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Oh i´m getting hungry. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 ![]() ![]() |
Where is this? Yes Mrs. M., I'd like to know where your shop is as well... I want to make sure to keep my beloved husband out of it! I'm quite sure that if Eric sampled your lovely wares, it would be QUITE detrimental to his health. Fondly, Angela |
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Where is this? I was reliably informed that he's partial to a dumpling or two, but you have my word that mine shall remain firmly out of reach. As for the location, a lady must have some secrets. I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
kittyman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51552 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 ![]() ![]() |
Where is this? Oh......I never.... Miss Miggins must be blushing in your forwardness........... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ![]() |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 2 Aug 07 Posts: 203 Credit: 26,855 RAC: 0 |
This might just hit the spot. ![]() I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 ![]() ![]() |
Have you had any difficulty with the health inspectors? |
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Have you had any difficulty with the health inspectors? Once I'd taken him behind the screens any possible difficulties soon evaporated. As you can see it had the desired effect. ![]() I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 ![]() ![]() |
And what of local permits? Any difficulty getting licenses for all your strumpets... uh I mean crumpets? |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 2 Aug 07 Posts: 203 Credit: 26,855 RAC: 0 |
And what of local permits? Any difficulty getting licenses for all your strumpets... uh I mean crumpets? We have but a few byelaws but some may find them antiquated; It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. A bed may not be hung out of a window. I's illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. In fact a local haberdasher friend of mine fell foul of the law the other day. To quote: "...proudly showed off his latest creation and attraxcted a great crowd, several women fainted among the sound of boos and hisses. He was arrested and charged with breaching the King's peace and "appearing on the public highway wearing upon his head a tall structure having a shining lustre and calculated to frighten timid people". He was fined £50 and found guilty...." I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 5 Apr 06 Posts: 58 Credit: 202,474 RAC: 0 ![]() |
My Dearest Mrs. K, I send this dispatch to you via courier from my Gentlemans Club, where at present I am engaged in a spot of Bridge with the Major, don't ya know. I am greatly pleased that you should take such a kind interest in Mrs. M's latest endeavour. I have it on good authority that the local Health Inspector will make a full recovery, and is expected to resume his duties in about 3 months. Sincerely, Sidney J. Snodgrass Late of Her Majesties 2nd Rangoon Rifles Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine |
![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 ![]() ![]() |
So happy to hear of the Health Inspector's predicted recovery. Perhaps a couple of Mrs. M's hot tarts would cheer him in his convalesce? |
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So happy to hear of the Health Inspector's predicted recovery. Perhaps a couple of Mrs. M's hot tarts would cheer him in his convalesce? I wouldn't be too sure, the last time I offered something hot and steamy it gave Sydney a touch of the vapours. Even the offer to loosen his clothing (to help him breathe, before you ask) saw him slide off the chair under the table. I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 2 Aug 07 Posts: 203 Credit: 26,855 RAC: 0 |
Seeing as the sun is shining have a cooling glass. ![]() I'm off to bake a new batch. I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
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