Arkansas
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Oklahoma
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. (DUH????)

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England
It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing,

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England
It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing,

Heck. I wouldn't mind him knowing I embezzled money I didn't report. Really I wouldn't. So I don't have to tell him. Phew!

In Ohio, It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

Bear in mind that the nearest body of water is Lake Erie, which has no whales.

And one for Esme....

In Ohio Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

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In Alabama boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It makes sense. I always flick mine so the wind blows on someone else.

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In North Carolina, it is illegal for a man and a woman, pretending to be married, to check into a hotel room.

We also still have "alienation of affection" on the books. Defined as the "willful and malicious interference with marriage relations by a third party", an aggrieved wife may not only sue her husband for divorce, but also the "other woman" for damages!

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In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

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In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It IS taking up the parking space after all.

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In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It IS taking up the parking space after all.

plus another space and another space :o)

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An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.

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Matthew Love
and
Maximus Decimus Meridius

In case you guys are not aware, i am hosting the current Orbit@home image in your signatures in my photobucket account. No worries, its not costing me anything :). The image was made by someone else but i took the image and cut it down to size to what you both currently have in your signatures. As i only done a very rough job when i chopped that image, i made a new Orbit@home button that you can use instead of that one if you like.

Here it is;

Image link; http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n46/john502/orbit/OAH87347.png

You are welcome to use either image if you want, glad to see you supporting the project.

Johnney.

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Racine: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.

In Mississippi: A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

Hahahahaha....

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Connecticut:

1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
3. A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces

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Connecticut:

3. A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces

Ah but how high does it have to bounce.

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Connecticut:

3. A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces

Ah but how high does it have to bounce.

Good Question?

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Kansas Crazy Law

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks

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Dumb Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile

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Dumb Alabama Laws

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile

Do headlights count as a lantern? If so, this would make one way street designations pretty useless.

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Italy's bizarre new laws - "No sandcastles please, you're in Italy."
Link to article

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