"CENTER OF THE BIBLE"

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Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701490 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 16:04:28 UTC "CENTER OF THE BIBLE" Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q:? What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q:? Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? I said a prayer for you.? Got a minute?? 60 seconds for God? All you do is say a small prayer for the person who sent you this......... "Father God bless my friend in whatever it is that you know he/she may be needing this day! May his/her life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Amen... When things get tough, always remember.. Faith doesn't get you around trouble, it gets you through it !! God Bless You and the Athiests!My Website ID: 701490 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 701504 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 16:37:23 UTC I've read in the Bible, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 701504 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701509 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 16:44:36 UTC - in response to Message 701504. Last modified: 19 Jan 2008, 16:45:43 UTC I've read in the Bible, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." I would be interested in reading that verse. Do you know what it is? ID: 701509 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 701511 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 16:48:51 UTC P.S. - if you cannot find it, I am sure Jeffrey will help you out. He's the polar opposite of BrainSmashR. Does that mean you like him (enemy of your enemy is a friend) or do you hate them both equally? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 701511 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701514 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:05:07 UTC - in response to Message 701511. P.S. - if you cannot find it, I am sure Jeffrey will help you out. He's the polar opposite of BrainSmashR. Does that mean you like him (enemy of your enemy is a friend) or do you hate them both equally? I hate no one. ID: 701514 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701515 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:06:34 UTC Come on now guys...... Quotes? Dang, the Bible is one big quote. Treat others with respect, and treat yourself with even more. I have come to know God later in life than is good, and I don't go around thumping others on the back of the head with a bible, but I know lots of folks that could do with a little churchin' up..... Me and the kitties.....we're on a crunchin' Mission from God...... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701515 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701521 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:26:33 UTC I post something that is very interesting and one person has to try and start trouble. God help us. ID: 701521 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701528 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:45:48 UTC - in response to Message 701521. I post something that is very interesting and one person has to try and start trouble. God help us. God helps those who help themselves, Michael. You cannot save those who do not wish to be saved. You may lead the way, but you cannot make them follow. Take joy in the fact that you have planted the seed, but do not lose hope if others will not help it grow. Keep the faith and follow it where it leads you in your life. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701528 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701531 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:54:44 UTC - in response to Message 701528. I post something that is very interesting and one person has to try and start trouble. God help us. God helps those who help themselves, Michael. You cannot save those who do not wish to be saved. You may lead the way, but you cannot make them follow. Take joy in the fact that you have planted the seed, but do not lose hope if others will not help it grow. Keep the faith and follow it where it leads you in your life. Thank you for the Mission from God. I love the Blues Brothers. Keep up the humor and bless you brother... ID: 701531 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701534 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:58:02 UTC - in response to Message 701511. P.S. - if you cannot find it, I am sure Jeffrey will help you out. He's the polar opposite of BrainSmashR. Does that mean you like him (enemy of your enemy is a friend) or do you hate them both equally? John chapter 8 versse 7. Whats that got to do with Psalms? ID: 701534 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701535 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 17:59:27 UTC - in response to Message 701531. I post something that is very interesting and one person has to try and start trouble. God help us. God helps those who help themselves, Michael. You cannot save those who do not wish to be saved. You may lead the way, but you cannot make them follow. Take joy in the fact that you have planted the seed, but do not lose hope if others will not help it grow. Keep the faith and follow it where it leads you in your life. Thank you for the Mission from God. I love the Blues Brothers. Keep up the humor and bless you brother... And bless you as well, Michael. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701535 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701536 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 18:08:52 UTC Last modified: 19 Jan 2008, 18:09:21 UTC And here are a few quotes on the subject..... God's last name is not "Dammit." ~Author Unknown Keep smilin' Michael. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701536 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701557 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:09:56 UTC And Michael, if you appreciate my sense of humor, I am sure you will chuckle at Tom Lehrer's irreverent Vatican Rag..... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701557 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701563 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:21:57 UTC You must know youtube as well as the back of your hand. I'm paralyzed and stuck in bed, but you have me about to roll out and hit the floor laughing. Thanks.My Website ID: 701563 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 701571 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:30:31 UTC - in response to Message 701490. Last modified: 19 Jan 2008, 19:31:20 UTC "CENTER OF THE BIBLE" ... Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? I said a prayer for you.? Got a minute?? 60 seconds for God? All you do is say a smal "Father God bless my friend in whatever it is that you know he/she may be needing this day! May his/her life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Amen... When things get tough, always remember.. Faith doesn't get you around trouble, it gets you through it !! God Bless You and the Athiests!My Website Interesting. Thanks for posting this. :-) "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 701571 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701572 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:30:40 UTC - in response to Message 701563. You must know youtube as well as the back of your hand. I'm paralyzed and stuck in bed, but you have me about to roll out and hit the floor laughing. Thanks.My Website Yes, I have visited your website.....very nicely done. And I glad my sense of humour has brightened your day for a few minutes....the power of laughter. Take care, my friend. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701572 ·

Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24920 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 701577 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:38:28 UTC - in response to Message 701572. Way to go Michael. As stated in one of your previous threads...Thanks for the website, I still have it bookmarked. As we used to say in the transport industry, "Keep On Truckin'" in your case, substitue "Truckin' for "Laughing". Have a good 'un, friend. ID: 701577 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51484 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 701580 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:44:49 UTC And here's another one you may enjoy.... Roy Buchanan playing The Messiah Will Come Again..... Very good blues.... "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ID: 701580 ·

Clyde C. Phillips, III Send message Joined: 2 Aug 00 Posts: 1851 Credit: 5,955,047 RAC: 0	Message 701582 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 19:58:42 UTC - in response to Message 701536. And here are a few quotes on the subject..... God's last name is not "Dammit." ~Author Unknown Keep smilin' Michael. "Dammit Is Not God's Last Name" was sung by Frankie Laine in 1969. It appeared for only one week at just #86 on Billboard's "Hot 100" on June 28, 1969. For everybody: These coincidences are due to the people that laid out the Bible, and not divine, I don't think. Maybe it would be better to measure the number of pages before and after the aforementioned verses, but that might vary due to printing inconsistencies. ID: 701582 ·

Michael T. Allison Retired USN Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Oct 07 Posts: 462 Credit: 20,802 RAC: 0	Message 701590 - Posted: 19 Jan 2008, 20:14:31 UTC - in response to Message 701582. And here are a few quotes on the subject..... God's last name is not "Dammit." ~Author Unknown Keep smilin' Michael. "Dammit Is Not God's Last Name" was sung by Frankie Laine in 1969. It appeared for only one week at just #86 on Billboard's "Hot 100" on June 28, 1969. For everybody: These coincidences are due to the people that laid out the Bible, and not divine, I don't think. Maybe it would be better to measure the number of pages before and after the aforementioned verses, but that might vary due to printing inconsistencies. What does Frankie Laine have to do with my post?I also counted the pages using the virtual bible at GodTube.Its better to believe in the divine than nothing at all. ID: 701590 ·

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