"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

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"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

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Good stuff in here. :-)

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

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"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

Lester...so how'd you get out of the desert?

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

Lester...so how'd you get out of the desert?

We walked out. Called HIS dad who pulled it over. It started right up. Had a cracked windshield which some "Vandals" had broken while we were at the library...

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"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

Lester...so how'd you get out of the desert?

We walked out. Called HIS dad who pulled it over. It started right up. Had a cracked windshield which some "Vandals" had broken while we were at the library...

Classic...lol. So how many times since then have you had a beer with your dad and used the 'raised eybrow'....about this story.?

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

“Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.”

~ Albert Einstein

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

Mark Twain

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."

Mark Twain

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Now THAT'S a winner!!!!!!

Nice work Dune!

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

I always get screwed by the system. That's my place in the universe. I'm the system's bitch. -- Drew Carey

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Dublin, California
Team: SETI.USA

LOLOL

Nice quote zombie67!!!

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." -- Dorothy Parker

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Dublin, California
Team: SETI.USA

LOOOOLLLL

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

Lester...so how'd you get out of the desert?

We walked out. Called HIS dad who pulled it over. It started right up. Had a cracked windshield which some "Vandals" had broken while we were at the library...

Classic...lol. So how many times since then have you had a beer with your dad and used the 'raised eybrow'....about this story.?

NEVER ! He is dead. I hated him

"We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic."

~Susan Jeffers

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Spin 'em to the hubs Captain, spin 'em to the hubs."

Credited to meself one Saturday night about 30 years ago at bar closing time just before an old friend nicknamed 'Captain' brake-torqued the tires on his '69 Cadillac into the bar parking lot asphalt until they both blew out and sparks flew.

Boy, talk about attracting attention......

That was us ! Bulletproof. What can possibly go wrong ? Take your time answering that one

What did you do last year???

When I was a immortal teen genius. I took my dads Jeep out on El Mirage dry lake. Totally flat for a kazillion miles. You could roll a marble and it it would roll for 69 miles. So I started cutting donuts to try and throw my friend out of the Jeep. As he was going out he grabbed the stearing wheel to save his ass, which flipped the Jeep. No roll bar, windshield down....what could go wrong ? I just remember seeing him crawling on the lake and nothing after. Later, we were sitting there staring at a belly up Jeep in the middle of a dry lake thinking how are we EVER going to explain THIS ? Both of our dads were military sargents and not prone to believe anything we ever said. We were gonna say the Jeep rolled when we were side slipping a hill. But there was that dry lake problem. So...

So how did you you save your silly arses............ 'Ya know, it was like this............"

We didnt do anything to save our silly asses. We both were laying on the lake and staring at my DADs Jeep with 4 wheels straight up to the sun with 20 miles of flat dirt around us. It never occured to us how lucky and stupid we were. So then...

Lester...so how'd you get out of the desert?

We walked out. Called HIS dad who pulled it over. It started right up. Had a cracked windshield which some "Vandals" had broken while we were at the library...

Classic...lol. So how many times since then have you had a beer with your dad and used the 'raised eybrow'....about this story.?

God ! Who ARE these people ? Topics and follow ups out of their implant patterns ? But thanks for the try anyway RB. Either we suck or they do......

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