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Message 614372 - Posted: 3 Aug 2007, 22:03:24 UTC - in response to Message 614370.  

Awww, Shucks! <blushes>


Thanks, Boss!!!



(This is a good place to work.)

Keep it up and I might cut you hours down to 14 a day and give you half a day off every month ;)



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Message 614375 - Posted: 3 Aug 2007, 22:08:33 UTC - in response to Message 614372.  

Awww, Shucks! <blushes>


Thanks, Boss!!!



(This is a good place to work.)

Keep it up and I might cut you hours down to 14 a day and give you half a day off every month ;)



Oh! Boss! You're the Best!!!


And all the ice cream I can eat, right?

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Message 614422 - Posted: 3 Aug 2007, 23:25:37 UTC - in response to Message 614375.  

Awww, Shucks! <blushes>


Thanks, Boss!!!



(This is a good place to work.)

Keep it up and I might cut you hours down to 14 a day and give you half a day off every month ;)



Oh! Boss! You're the Best!!!


And all the ice cream I can eat, right?

You betcha! Just don't ring in sick in the morning ;)



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Message 614428 - Posted: 3 Aug 2007, 23:33:10 UTC
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Hey Boss!


We're on a roll! All the other joints are doing their best to serve ice cream now. LOL

Have we got the competition rattled, or what!
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Message 614439 - Posted: 3 Aug 2007, 23:58:14 UTC - in response to Message 614428.  

Hey Boss!


We're on a roll! All the other joints are doing their best to serve ice cream now. LOL

Have we got the competition rattled, or what!

They donna knaw how is the ize cream making. Anyhows, if they keep at the pitch where wee wanna be, we send Enrico eh?

This is absolutely true, but the Italians have the mafia, as we all know, but if you park up and sell where an Italian ice cream have a pitch (and this is from first hand experience) this is what happens. An ice cream van pulls up and a little old lady gets out with a huge carving knife (you need one of these in an ice cream van) and she tells you she's going to cut you up. Another ice cream van then pulls and the chap very politely suggests the you move along and never return or Enrico will be arriving in the next ice cream van. Now, I know Enrico is no Italian name, but I didn't hang about to find out :)


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Message 614448 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 0:08:37 UTC - in response to Message 614439.  

Hey Boss!


We're on a roll! All the other joints are doing their best to serve ice cream now. LOL

Have we got the competition rattled, or what!

They donna knaw how is the ize cream making. Anyhows, if they keep at the pitch where wee wanna be, we send Enrico eh?

This is absolutely true, but the Italians have the mafia, as we all know, but if you park up and sell where an Italian ice cream have a pitch (and this is from first hand experience) this is what happens. An ice cream van pulls up and a little old lady gets out with a huge carving knife (you need one of these in an ice cream van) and she tells you she's going to cut you up. Another ice cream van then pulls and the chap very politely suggests the you move along and never return or Enrico will be arriving in the next ice cream van. Now, I know Enrico is no Italian name, but I didn't hang about to find out :)


Boss!


I just got off the phone with Enrico. He wants us to hire his dim-witted nephew, Frank.


How're we gonna use him? Any ideas, Boss?






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Message 614461 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 0:32:16 UTC - in response to Message 614123.  

I don't know what happened to the first one.....



So, hmmm... I wonder what caused the disappearance of the first one?? Could this be the work of... organized crime?

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Message 614481 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 0:54:11 UTC - in response to Message 614448.  

Hey Boss!


We're on a roll! All the other joints are doing their best to serve ice cream now. LOL

Have we got the competition rattled, or what!

They donna knaw how is the ize cream making. Anyhows, if they keep at the pitch where wee wanna be, we send Enrico eh?

This is absolutely true, but the Italians have the mafia, as we all know, but if you park up and sell where an Italian ice cream have a pitch (and this is from first hand experience) this is what happens. An ice cream van pulls up and a little old lady gets out with a huge carving knife (you need one of these in an ice cream van) and she tells you she's going to cut you up. Another ice cream van then pulls and the chap very politely suggests the you move along and never return or Enrico will be arriving in the next ice cream van. Now, I know Enrico is no Italian name, but I didn't hang about to find out :)


Boss!


I just got off the phone with Enrico. He wants us to hire his dim-witted nephew, Frank.


How're we gonna use him? Any ideas, Boss?






You're giving me nightmares now Beets. At the time I was really worried that all the ice cream vans from the other Italian ice cream firm would be out to get me; violin cases and all that. I was a bit tuff in those days and played rugby and everything, but now that you show me Frank my legs are all a jelly.

Just ask Frank to hand around outside Mrs. Miggins. With a bit of luck she'll hire him and I can get some restful sleep.


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Message 614486 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 0:56:41 UTC - in response to Message 614461.  

I don't know what happened to the first one.....



So, hmmm... I wonder what caused the disappearance of the first one?? Could this be the work of... organized crime?

Whatever it was, was certainly a crime against reason and good manners. Organized? Oh very much so. Purposeful, and calculated.


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Message 614498 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 1:04:18 UTC - in response to Message 614486.  

I don't know what happened to the first one.....



So, hmmm... I wonder what caused the disappearance of the first one?? Could this be the work of... organized crime?

Whatever it was, was certainly a crime against reason and good manners. Organized? Oh very much so. Purposeful, and calculated.


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Message 614519 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 1:42:45 UTC
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Boss! Boss!

There's a loud banging on the rear door. I can't hear what they're saying though. I sure hope it's not the cops!!!

All our ice cream is legal, right?

Boss?


Oh Jeez! I'd better PM him right away!
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Message 614524 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 1:48:13 UTC - in response to Message 614519.  
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Boss! Boss!

There's a loud banging on the rear door. I can't hear what they're saying though. I sure hope it's not the cops!!!

All our ice cream is legal, right?

Boss?


Oh Jeez! I'd better PM him right away!


All this banging.

Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

If you just wanted a choc ice, all you need to do is ask.
I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly.
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Message 614533 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 2:02:27 UTC

Well, I don't know who it is, the cops or the Mob, and I'm not opening the back door. Whoever it is can come through the front door.

Just in case it's Scotland Yard, I'll lay out some bowls of "Butterscotch 'N Fruit" ice cream. The guys from the Yard like butterscotch! :)









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Message 614763 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 13:44:34 UTC
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Boss! Boss!


Yeah, it turned out to be the Scotland Yard detectives. (Whew!) But they all got their Butterscotch and left with full tummies. :)

More good news! Sarge says he won't be selling any ice cream in Sarge's Cafe. That's a break! :)



Boss, how about offering a "Scoop of the Day" special? A single generous scoop of the best, with cookie, reasonably priced. I figure, after partying all Friday night, people may be a bit short on cash.


Here's my offering for today: Blueberry Ice Cream.



What do you think, Boss? Can we do it?





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Message 614801 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 15:27:40 UTC - in response to Message 614763.  

Boss! Boss!


Yeah, it turned out to be the Scotland Yard detectives. (Whew!) But they all got their Butterscotch and left with full tummies. :)

More good news! Sarge says he won't be selling any ice cream in Sarge's Cafe. That's a break! :)



Boss, how about offering a "Scoop of the Day" special? A single generous scoop of the best, with cookie, reasonably priced. I figure, after partying all Friday night, people may be a bit short on cash.

Here's my offering for today: Blueberry Ice Cream.

What do you think, Boss? Can we do it?





Wow looks yummy.

But not as good for my collesterol.



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Message 614859 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 17:07:51 UTC
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LOL That's a scream, Pawly!


Imagine how that must feel! ..and all the food you can eat, too. :)
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Message 614879 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 17:51:56 UTC - in response to Message 614859.  
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LOL That's a scream, Pawly!


Imagine how that must feel! ..and all the food you can eat, too. :)



That looks like pistachio to me. Yummy!


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Message 614971 - Posted: 4 Aug 2007, 19:19:32 UTC - in response to Message 614967.  

LOL That's a scream, Pawly!


Imagine how that must feel! ..and all the food you can eat, too. :)



That looks like pistachio to me. Yummy!




Is it the heat that's getting to him, or the family?

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Message 615232 - Posted: 5 Aug 2007, 9:33:10 UTC
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Boss!


New on the menu! Introducing the "Sunday Sundae", a 'Black and Tan' of Toasted Almond ice cream, Chocolate ice cream and Hot Fudge!


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