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GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
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Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Awww, Shucks! <blushes> Oh! Boss! You're the Best!!! And all the ice cream I can eat, right? |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
Awww, Shucks! <blushes> You betcha! Just don't ring in sick in the morning ;) flaming balloons |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Hey Boss! We're on a roll! All the other joints are doing their best to serve ice cream now. LOL Have we got the competition rattled, or what! |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
Hey Boss! They donna knaw how is the ize cream making. Anyhows, if they keep at the pitch where wee wanna be, we send Enrico eh? This is absolutely true, but the Italians have the mafia, as we all know, but if you park up and sell where an Italian ice cream have a pitch (and this is from first hand experience) this is what happens. An ice cream van pulls up and a little old lady gets out with a huge carving knife (you need one of these in an ice cream van) and she tells you she's going to cut you up. Another ice cream van then pulls and the chap very politely suggests the you move along and never return or Enrico will be arriving in the next ice cream van. Now, I know Enrico is no Italian name, but I didn't hang about to find out :) flaming balloons |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Hey Boss! Boss! I just got off the phone with Enrico. He wants us to hire his dim-witted nephew, Frank. How're we gonna use him? Any ideas, Boss? |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
I don't know what happened to the first one..... So, hmmm... I wonder what caused the disappearance of the first one?? Could this be the work of... organized crime? |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
Hey Boss! You're giving me nightmares now Beets. At the time I was really worried that all the ice cream vans from the other Italian ice cream firm would be out to get me; violin cases and all that. I was a bit tuff in those days and played rugby and everything, but now that you show me Frank my legs are all a jelly. Just ask Frank to hand around outside Mrs. Miggins. With a bit of luck she'll hire him and I can get some restful sleep. flaming balloons |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
I don't know what happened to the first one..... Whatever it was, was certainly a crime against reason and good manners. Organized? Oh very much so. Purposeful, and calculated. flaming balloons |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
I don't know what happened to the first one..... The weed of crime bears bitter fruit |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Boss! Boss! There's a loud banging on the rear door. I can't hear what they're saying though. I sure hope it's not the cops!!! All our ice cream is legal, right? Boss? Oh Jeez! I'd better PM him right away! |
Mrs Miggins Send message Joined: 2 Aug 07 Posts: 203 Credit: 26,855 RAC: 0 |
Boss! Boss! All this banging. Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? If you just wanted a choc ice, all you need to do is ask. I know that beating egg whites poses no problem....I know from experience that a swift wrist action can make almost anything stand up stiffly. |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Well, I don't know who it is, the cops or the Mob, and I'm not opening the back door. Whoever it is can come through the front door. Just in case it's Scotland Yard, I'll lay out some bowls of "Butterscotch 'N Fruit" ice cream. The guys from the Yard like butterscotch! :) |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Boss! Boss! Yeah, it turned out to be the Scotland Yard detectives. (Whew!) But they all got their Butterscotch and left with full tummies. :) More good news! Sarge says he won't be selling any ice cream in Sarge's Cafe. That's a break! :) Boss, how about offering a "Scoop of the Day" special? A single generous scoop of the best, with cookie, reasonably priced. I figure, after partying all Friday night, people may be a bit short on cash. Here's my offering for today: Blueberry Ice Cream. What do you think, Boss? Can we do it? |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Boss! Boss! Wow looks yummy. But not as good for my collesterol. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
Pawly Send message Joined: 13 Jan 07 Posts: 2694 Credit: 1,049,945 RAC: 0 |
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Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
LOL That's a scream, Pawly! Imagine how that must feel! ..and all the food you can eat, too. :) |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
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Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
LOL That's a scream, Pawly! Is it the heat that's getting to him, or the family? |
Beethoven Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0 |
Boss! New on the menu! Introducing the "Sunday Sundae", a 'Black and Tan' of Toasted Almond ice cream, Chocolate ice cream and Hot Fudge! You like? |
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