Top 10 lists

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MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 602214 - Posted: 12 Jul 2007, 7:02:52 UTC Top 10 Places to use when you cannot find a Restroom! 10. A Concentrated Apple Juice Factory. 9. Vegetable Garden. 8. A Pail. 7. Rain Gutter. 6. Public Water Fountains. 5. A Pool. 4. Beer Can. 3. A Bush. 2. If a bush is not available, any other type of shrubbery in the area. And the top place to use when you cannot find a Restroom... Drum Roll... 1. Your Pants! http://www.davesite.com/humor/top10/011.shtml NEXT! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 602214 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 602286 - Posted: 12 Jul 2007, 12:21:25 UTC - in response to Message 602214. Top 10 Places to use when you cannot find a Restroom! 10. A Concentrated Apple Juice Factory. 9. Vegetable Garden. 8. A Pail. 7. Rain Gutter. 6. Public Water Fountains. 5. A Pool. 4. Beer Can. 3. A Bush. 2. If a bush is not available, any other type of shrubbery in the area. And the top place to use when you cannot find a Restroom... Drum Roll... 1. Your Pants! http://www.davesite.com/humor/top10/011.shtml NEXT! 2. My rucksack 3. My jacket My cat's started to do this for some reason, maybe she don't like me no more :( flam ing balloons ID: 602286 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 602312 - Posted: 12 Jul 2007, 13:45:17 UTC Last modified: 12 Jul 2007, 13:46:04 UTC Top Ten Little-Known Features of the New iPhone: 10. Shows you pictures of food you can no longer afford since you purchased it 09. Every time you hit the "shift" button, Bill Gates gets a shock 08. Automatically deletes e-mail subpoenaed by Congress 07. Also comes in the heavier "Russell Crowe" model -- better for throwing at people 06. For an extra hundred bucks, they'll capitalize the "i" 05. Vibrate mode "guarantees satisfaction" 04. Gives a GPS warning when Nicole Richie is driving toward you 03. Runs the city of Philadelphia for you, so you're free to wait in line for iPhone 2 02. Alerts you every time Paris Hilton finds God 01. Automatically removes 600 dollars from your wallet ID: 602312 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 602449 - Posted: 12 Jul 2007, 18:59:32 UTC LOL "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 602449 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 602606 - Posted: 13 Jul 2007, 0:40:59 UTC Top Ten Least Popular Conversation Starters 10. "Can you tell I have drug-resistant tuberculosis?" 9. "How do you like my Al-Qaeda t-shirt?" 8. "Wanna see me drop my pants and fire a rocket?" 7. "I once lived across the street from Maury Povich" 6. "Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty..." 5. "If you were a woman, I bet you'd be pretty" 4. "Are you a cop?" 3. "Hi, I'm Shecky" 2. "Anyone watch 'Letterman' last night?" 1. "Mind if I call you mommy?" . "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 602606 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 603771 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 1:29:35 UTC LOL Good one Houdi Elbow "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 603771 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 603774 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 1:35:23 UTC - in response to Message 603768. Downsides to owning Your Own Small Country Your entry in the Miss Universe contest? Grandma. Again. Ironically, Disney says you're not big enough for It's a Small World. The Queen's not buying your assertion that the strip club being built behind the capitol building is strictly for tourism purposes. Your nuclear capability is limited to dental X-rays. It's hard to properly run a country when you're always busy unclogging your throne. Your air power is crippled when Master Sergeant Timmy's kite gets stuck in a tree. When you show up at the U.N., the superpower ambassadors always give you a wedgie and take your lunch money. No chance of a "Girls of Tinystan" edition of Playboy. The Liechtensteiners keep asking to borrow a cup of sugar. LOL That's inspiring! I'll see if I can come up with a list of my own. ;) ID: 603774 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 604171 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 20:07:10 UTC LOL! Excellence, Houdi Elbow! . "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 604171 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 604185 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 20:26:31 UTC Last modified: 15 Jul 2007, 20:30:24 UTC Ten Ways To Get Your Friends Out of the House: Yawn and stare at your watch repeatedly. Set the Grandfather Clock to chime every 5 minutes. Get on the phone and hire some dancing girls to do their act outside your livingroom window. Pour your friends smaller and smaller refills of booze. Put some lighted candles under all the smoke alarm detectors in the other rooms. Call the police, pretending to be your neighbour, and complain about the noise coming from your house. Take your decanters of booze out one at a time, and pour the contents down the kitchen sink. Get on the phone and make disturbing and obscene phonecalls to all your friends' babysitters. Excuse yourself for a few minutes, and return dressed in housecoat, pyjamas and slippers. And if all else fails: Set fire to your house. ID: 604185 ·

Michael Roberts Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0	Message 604196 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 20:53:03 UTC - in response to Message 604169. 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped... The best responnse I have heard of - from a lecturer in front of a roomful of students: Well, it pays to advertise ID: 604196 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 604200 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 20:57:32 UTC LOLOL "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 604200 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 604226 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 21:15:24 UTC Doh! lolol "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 604226 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 604232 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 21:25:14 UTC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHahahahahahahahahahaa "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 604232 ·

MrGray Send message Joined: 17 Aug 05 Posts: 3170 Credit: 60,411 RAC: 0	Message 604243 - Posted: 15 Jul 2007, 21:38:59 UTC Ok, coffee out the nose not good. bbl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahaha "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss ID: 604243 ·

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