Last Person to Poot Wins [1]

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 570339 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 14:34:38 UTC - in response to Message 570334. MayÃƒÂ¶ and PÃƒÂ¶ÃƒÂ¶ty hand in hand intÃƒÂ¶ the Sunset:-) I am all Pooted Out! BBL... ID: 570339 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 570341 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 14:35:38 UTC - in response to Message 570339. MayÃƒÂ¶ and PÃƒÂ¶ÃƒÂ¶ty hand in hand intÃƒÂ¶ the Sunset:-) I am all Pooted Out! BBL... Squeze and yÃƒÂ¶u may still pÃƒÂ¶ÃƒÂ¶t sÃƒÂ¶me! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 570341 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 570424 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 16:13:33 UTC Last modified: 18 May 2007, 16:40:49 UTC In the beginning there was only Poot. And Poot hovered over the water. And Poot spoke the word, and the word was Poot, and Poot become Pooty... ...and on the seventh Poot, Poot looked upon Poots Poot, and saw that all Poot was good. And then Poot gathered up the Poot that Poot had made, and Poot rested. Carl *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 570424 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 570434 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 16:26:39 UTC Poot never ever rests! Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 570434 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570437 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 16:30:38 UTC Last modified: 18 May 2007, 16:33:47 UTC I was wondering what an extra-terrestrial or spacial poot would be like? (Can anyone hear you poot in space??) Maybe that's why we have so many Gas Giants in this thread! I of course (after the recent new bum graft) only poot when I laugh ID: 570437 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 570444 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 16:40:18 UTC - in response to Message 570437. I was wondering what an extra-terrestrial or spacial poot would be like? (Can anyone hear you poot in space??) Maybe that's why we have so many Gas Giants in this thread! I of course (after the recent new bum graft) only poot when I laugh Isn't that all the time then? *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 570444 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570532 - Posted: 18 May 2007, 18:16:50 UTC - in response to Message 570444. ....I of course (after the recent new bum graft) only poot when I laugh Isn't that all the time then? I tried a gag and a buttle cork but couldn't retain myself and blasted off into space giggling as I went.. I don't think the coctail of anti-pooting medicine works when the GoodFarter of Poot is around :o))~ Hey what happens when you poot in a spacesuit? Grrr.. My Compooter still has no WUs (= Wind Units) to crunch... Grrr.. Snigger... ID: 570532 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 570843 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 1:26:35 UTC Deflection poot! Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 570843 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570912 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:21:22 UTC - in response to Message 570843. Deflection poot! Was that a poot against a mirror? (I only poot when I giggle.) ID: 570912 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570918 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 2:26:29 UTC Last Person to Poot Wins [1] It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? (Please understand I never poot in pubic..) ID: 570918 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 570965 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:04:16 UTC - in response to Message 570918. It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? (Please understand I never poot in public..) The 1000th pooter wins. :) Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 570965 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 570970 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:13:40 UTC - in response to Message 570967. The 1000th pooter wins. :) I can "bump" your post until the count shows 999, then I'll win. Unfortunately you and all the mods would have over 900 emails. ::poot:: Maybe the mods will, but not me. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 570970 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570977 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:22:38 UTC - in response to Message 570965. It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? (Please understand I never poot in public..) The 1000th pooter wins. :) That's a lotta pooting.. How how the doobries do we tell when we are near the 1000 pooting mark because I'm near out of poot making giggles... (If only I had a phew more WUs (=Wind Units..) Oh I know.. I'll just go: Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream If you seek poofection in sugar confection Well there's something poo on the scene A mouth full of cheer A sweet without pee A musical morsel supreme! Poot Sweets! Poot Sweets! The candies you whistle, the whistles you repeat. Poot Sweets! Poot Sweets! The eatable, pootable treats! (Sitty Chitty Pong Bang) I may never beat the Master Miesters of Pong - Lord Demiurg (The GoodFarter of Poot) or Captain Pooty pants - but I can give them a run for their money... (I only poot in good company.) ID: 570977 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 570979 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:23:52 UTC Oh darn... Did I do something wrong.. :((( Sorry ID: 570979 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 570982 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 3:24:54 UTC - in response to Message 570979. Oh darn... Did I do something wrong.. :((( Sorry I don't think so. If you did, so did I. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 570982 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 571019 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 4:11:01 UTC - in response to Message 570965. The 1000th pooter wins. :) Clarity has now hit my eyes - or was that the stench of the poot... It takes me phew years to fight through the clouds of pooting steam but I see the light... You all meant the 1000th pooting post.. (me stupid..) Grrr.. SETI Cafe... An pooting blooming experience in itself.. :( Grrr (I poot only when my dog poots and I blame it on the fleas.) ID: 571019 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 571020 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 4:15:02 UTC Correct: 1000th post (of a poot). Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 571020 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 571044 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 5:08:15 UTC May 6, 1937 The Pootenburg Disaster he Pootenburg marked the beginning and the end of transatlantic Pootyships. This 804-foot pootrigible filled with over 7 million cubic feet of Poot was a crowning achievement of its age. Never before or since has a larger Pootcraft taken flight. However, One small Spark from a cigarette caused the explosion of the Pootenburg changed the landscape for Pooter-than-air crafts forever. Thanks Doggy.. ID: 571044 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 571233 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 14:25:36 UTC Was it a poot that destroyed the Shuttle Pootumbia? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 571233 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 571546 - Posted: 19 May 2007, 19:04:58 UTC Pootinf on the app_info. *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 571546 ·

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