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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Mayö and Pööty hand in hand intö the Sunset:-) I am all Pooted Out! BBL... |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Mayö and Pööty hand in hand intö the Sunset:-) Squeze and yöu may still pööt söme! It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
In the beginning there was only Poot. And Poot hovered over the water. And Poot spoke the word, and the word was Poot, and Poot become Pooty... ...and on the seventh Poot, Poot looked upon Poots Poot, and saw that all Poot was good. And then Poot gathered up the Poot that Poot had made, and Poot rested. Carl It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Poot never ever rests! Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
I was wondering what an extra-terrestrial or spacial poot would be like? (Can anyone hear you poot in space??) Maybe that's why we have so many Gas Giants in this thread! I of course (after the recent new bum graft) only poot when I laugh |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
I was wondering what an extra-terrestrial or spacial poot would be like? Isn't that all the time then? It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
I tried a gag and a buttle cork but couldn't retain myself and blasted off into space giggling as I went.. I don't think the coctail of anti-pooting medicine works when the GoodFarter of Poot is around :o))~ Hey what happens when you poot in a spacesuit? Grrr.. My Compooter still has no WUs (= Wind Units) to crunch... Grrr.. Snigger... |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Deflection poot! Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Deflection poot! Was that a poot against a mirror? (I only poot when I giggle.) |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? (Please understand I never poot in pubic..) |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? The 1000th pooter wins. :) Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
The 1000th pooter wins. :) Maybe the mods will, but not me. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
It would be nice to know when the last poot was acceptable in this last pooting race and what the prize that biggest pooter wins? That's a lotta pooting.. How how the doobries do we tell when we are near the 1000 pooting mark because I'm near out of poot making giggles... (If only I had a phew more WUs (=Wind Units..) Oh I know.. I'll just go: Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream If you seek poofection in sugar confection Well there's something poo on the scene A mouth full of cheer A sweet without pee A musical morsel supreme! Poot Sweets! Poot Sweets! The candies you whistle, the whistles you repeat. Poot Sweets! Poot Sweets! The eatable, pootable treats! (Sitty Chitty Pong Bang) I may never beat the Master Miesters of Pong - Lord Demiurg (The GoodFarter of Poot) or Captain Pooty pants - but I can give them a run for their money... (I only poot in good company.) |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Oh darn... Did I do something wrong.. :((( Sorry |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Oh darn... I don't think so. If you did, so did I. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Clarity has now hit my eyes - or was that the stench of the poot... It takes me phew years to fight through the clouds of pooting steam but I see the light... You all meant the 1000th pooting post.. (me stupid..) Grrr.. SETI Cafe... An pooting blooming experience in itself.. :( Grrr (I poot only when my dog poots and I blame it on the fleas.) |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Correct: 1000th post (of a poot). Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
May 6, 1937 The Pootenburg Disaster he Pootenburg marked the beginning and the end of transatlantic Pootyships. This 804-foot pootrigible filled with over 7 million cubic feet of Poot was a crowning achievement of its age. Never before or since has a larger Pootcraft taken flight. However, One small Spark from a cigarette caused the explosion of the Pootenburg changed the landscape for Pooter-than-air crafts forever. Thanks Doggy.. |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Was it a poot that destroyed the Shuttle Pootumbia? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
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