So I was reading the paper and I noticed that somebody was offering a pig and a goat for adoption. Only in California do we have pigs and goats as pets. So, using my massive Lester brain, I started thinking (it COULD happen ). I have a wedding to go to in late March. Humm, a pig and goat in the ground baking. Is this a bad thought Atomic ? You are my moral basis, I trust u because of your "special tender feelings about such things". It's a Problem for me. Their names are Sweetness and Lovey.

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So I was reading the paper and I noticed that somebody was offering a pig and a goat for adoption. Only in California do we have pigs and goats as pets. So, using my massive Lester brain, I started thinking (it COULD happen ). I have a wedding to go to in late March. Humm, a pig and goat in the ground baking. Is this a bad thought Atomic ? You are my moral basis, I trust u because of your "special tender feelings about such things". It's a Problem for me. Their names are Sweetness and Lovey.

Leave the Goats out of it! Goat Cheese taste terrible anyway..

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Comedy duo,
Well first u gotta write the script. You star of course. How does the dialog start ?

Red & Lester the Fric and Frac of Comedy....

Hey ! We need a script here ! Help us. dont use any big words

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So I was reading the paper and I noticed that somebody was offering a pig and a goat for adoption. Only in California do we have pigs and goats as pets. So, using my massive Lester brain, I started thinking (it COULD happen ). I have a wedding to go to in late March. Humm, a pig and goat in the ground baking. Is this a bad thought Atomic ? You are my moral basis, I trust u because of your "special tender feelings about such things". It's a Problem for me. Their names are Sweetness and Lovey.

Leave the Goats out of it! Goat Cheese taste terrible anyway..

Goat cheese ? Hell, we aint gonna milk the damned thing (u know how Atomic is when he gets down there). We gonna eat it ! Oh, I see your point. Atomic IS a problem isnt he ?

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So I was reading the paper and I noticed that somebody was offering a pig and a goat for adoption. Only in California do we have pigs and goats as pets. So, using my massive Lester brain, I started thinking (it COULD happen ). I have a wedding to go to in late March. Humm, a pig and goat in the ground baking. Is this a bad thought Atomic ? You are my moral basis, I trust u because of your "special tender feelings about such things". It's a Problem for me. Their names are Sweetness and Lovey.

Leave the Goats out of it! Goat Cheese taste terrible anyway..

Goat cheese ? Hell, we aint gonna milk the damned thing (u know how Atomic is when he gets down there). We gonna eat it ! Oh, I see your point. Atomic IS a problem isnt he ?

Yup! Atomic Poots

The Seven Laws of Comedy Writing

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So I was reading the paper and I noticed that somebody was offering a pig and a goat for adoption. Only in California do we have pigs and goats as pets. So, using my massive Lester brain, I started thinking (it COULD happen ). I have a wedding to go to in late March. Humm, a pig and goat in the ground baking. Is this a bad thought Atomic ? You are my moral basis, I trust u because of your "special tender feelings about such things". It's a Problem for me. Their names are Sweetness and Lovey.

Leave the Goats out of it! Goat Cheese taste terrible anyway..

Goat cheese ? Hell, we aint gonna milk the damned thing (u know how Atomic is when he gets down there). We gonna eat it ! Oh, I see your point. Atomic IS a problem isnt he ?

Yup! Atomic Poots

The Seven Laws of Comedy Writing

Poots ? Laws ? Laws for a cannibal ? So if Atomic breaks the law, who's gonna be on the jury? More cannibals?

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Goats and pigs? has potential. How about we start with a sitcom.
Tonight on ABC, a brand new comedy about two friends and their whacky adventures.
Yes tonight at 8:30 the premier of the hilarious comedy "The Hungry Marines".
Follow our two friends Lester & Atomic as they invade and conquer and eat their way across the world.

What do you think, any ideas?

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Goats and pigs? has potential. How about we start with a sitcom.
Tonight on ABC, a brand new comedy about two friends and their whacky adventures.
Yes tonight at 8:30 the premier of the hilarious comedy "The Hungry Marines".
Follow our two friends Lester & Atomic as they invade and conquer and eat their way across the world.

What do you think, any ideas?

IT"S A TRICK ! "as they eat their way across the world" ???? THEY ? How far would I get ? How do we start this epic ? I go to Tasmania ???? Nice try Sailor breath ! But I like the invade part (I cant help it, American). Are we gonna dump Debbie? So many great ideas

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Goats and pigs? has potential. How about we start with a sitcom.
Tonight on ABC, a brand new comedy about two friends and their whacky adventures.
Yes tonight at 8:30 the premier of the hilarious comedy "The Hungry Marines".
Follow our two friends Lester & Atomic as they invade and conquer and eat their way across the world.

What do you think, any ideas?

IT"S A TRICK ! "as they eat their way across the world" ???? THEY ? How far would I get ? How do we start this epic ? I go to Tasmania ???? Nice try Sailor breath ! But I like the invade part (I cant help it, American). Are we gonna dump Debbie? So many great ideas

Any chance of a bit of pillage along the way? yer cants 'ave a proper invasion wivout a bit of pillage....

Just pillage ? Isnt there something ELSE we are suposed to do ? Lets invade California. Why not ? It's all foreign now with our open borders. 46% of people speak a foreign language at home in Orange County. THE O.C. !!!!

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Wow....this thread has really gone to the goats....

And pigs....

@ Lester

According to my very well informed source, barbecued goat really isn't very goot. Better to stick with the pig.

@ Red

Why do I hear the sound of knives being sharpened during your invitations to Lester for a " visit " to Tasmania???

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from silent stone,
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Wow....this thread has really gone to the goats....

And pigs....

@ Lester

According to my very well informed source, barbecued goat really isn't very goot. Better to stick with the pig.

@ Red

Why do I hear the sound of knives being sharpened during your invitations to Lester for a " visit " to Tasmania???

Those sounds arnt from sharpening knives ! Have you seen his SMILE ?????

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Wow....this thread has really gone to the goats....

And pigs....

@ Lester

According to my very well informed source, barbecued goat really isn't very goot. Better to stick with the pig.

@ Red

Why do I hear the sound of knives being sharpened during your invitations to Lester for a " visit " to Tasmania???

Those sounds arnt from sharpening knives ! Have you seen his SMILE ?????

As a matter of fact, I haven't..lol

Should I???

Wow....this thread has really gone to the goats....

And pigs....

@ Lester

According to my very well informed source, barbecued goat really isn't very goot. Better to stick with the pig.

@ Red

Why do I hear the sound of knives being sharpened during your invitations to Lester for a " visit " to Tasmania???

Those sounds arnt from sharpening knives ! Have you seen his SMILE ?????

As a matter of fact, I haven't..lol

Should I???

Yeah, right. As if you dont know about fangs ! I have a question about vampires that has always puzzled me. I am just guessing that you are my go to man. thing,wisp, immortal etc

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Yeah, right. As if you dont know about fangs ! I have a question about vampires that has always puzzled me. I am just guessing that you are my go to man. thing,wisp, immortal etc

You still quaffing?

Quaffing? Maybe, dunno. But if I did, u couldnt have heard it

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Yeah, right. As if you dont know about fangs ! I have a question about vampires that has always puzzled me. I am just guessing that you are my go to man. thing,wisp, immortal etc

You still quaffing?

Quaffing? Maybe, dunno. But if I did, u couldnt have heard it

Well can you do it a bit louder as Atomics's gone to sleep, and I need to get me dinner...

The sound of quaffing makes Atomic hungary. Dont even ask

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The sound of quaffing makes Atomic hungary. Dont even ask

You mean...... gasp ...... he goes all Magyar????

Uhh, if Magyar means it's edible....HE DOES IT !!!!!!

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Wow....this thread has really gone to the goats....

And pigs....

@ Lester

According to my very well informed source, barbecued goat really isn't very goot. Better to stick with the pig.

@ Red

Why do I hear the sound of knives being sharpened during your invitations to Lester for a " visit " to Tasmania???

Those sounds arnt from sharpening knives ! Have you seen his SMILE ?????

As a matter of fact, I haven't..lol

Should I???

Yeah, right. As if you dont know about fangs ! I have a question about vampires that has always puzzled me. I am just guessing that you are my go to man. thing,wisp, immortal etc

Vampires?? Sure...go ahead and ask. I will answer to the best of my ability.

By the way. Death is a Wraith :-)

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Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me

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Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me

Ok. Here's the deal.

Vampires only " turn " a select few into new vampires.

The vampire in question could decide that just killing you is a better idea. Then you would just be dead, not undead.

Not being undead means no hot chicks in the basement, nor would you live forever.

You would have to convince the vampire to " turn " you.

Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me

Ok. Here's the deal.

Vampires only " turn " a select few into new vampires.

The vampire in question could decide that just killing you is a better idea. Then you would just be dead, not undead.

Not being undead means no hot chicks in the basement, nor would you live forever.

You would have to convince the vampire to " turn " you.

I could catch him in the daylight and force him to "make a deal". I could bribe him. I could open his coffin and steal some of his venom. Uhh....Hey , I could move on one of his hot chicks. can she do me?

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