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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

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Well, perhaps I got off on the wrong foot. I often do that, cant help it. Tell me about the cute cuddly critters u do have that we all love. Harmless cute critters like a kangaroo or an ostrich. Come on, sweet little critters. Tell us

No ostriches here... we have EMUS. (pronounced "EE-MYU"

Generally as thick as a public servant, but they have been known to deliver a nasty kick.

Kangaroo males are also quite aggressive. One kick from those hind legs, and a man can be disembowelled.

Dingos have been known to kill children. Last happened a year or so back, on Stradbroke or Fraser Island. The kid was nine years old.

LOL Thick as a public servant---I loved that. So basically any living thing is walking death. Humm. Is Kracatoa Volcanco anywhere near you ?

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Well, perhaps I got off on the wrong foot. I often do that, cant help it. Tell me about the cute cuddly critters u do have that we all love. Harmless cute critters like a kangaroo or an ostrich. Come on, sweet little critters. Tell us

No ostriches here... we have EMUS. (pronounced "EE-MYU"

Generally as thick as a public servant, but they have been known to deliver a nasty kick.

Kangaroo males are also quite aggressive. One kick from those hind legs, and a man can be disembowelled.

Dingos have been known to kill children. Last happened a year or so back, on Stradbroke or Fraser Island. The kid was nine years old.

LOL Thick as a public servant---I loved that. So basically any living thing is walking death. Humm. Is Kracatoa Volcanco anywhere near you ?

What is left of Krakatoa is part of Indonesia, the archipelago just North of Australia. It's part of a chain, marking the line between two tectonic plates.

Movement of those two plates caused the earthquake (9.1 on the Richter scale) which set off the Boxing Day tsunami in 2004. A recent volcanic eruption on the island of Rabaul sent so much ash into the atmospher, we were watching the most fantastic blood red sunsets for months after.

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

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Scared his off. Come back we don't bite. (well not much)

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

Gee bears that like pigs, what a great place you live in.

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Well, perhaps I got off on the wrong foot. I often do that, cant help it. Tell me about the cute cuddly critters u do have that we all love. Harmless cute critters like a kangaroo or an ostrich. Come on, sweet little critters. Tell us

No ostriches here... we have EMUS. (pronounced "EE-MYU"

Generally as thick as a public servant, but they have been known to deliver a nasty kick.

Kangaroo males are also quite aggressive. One kick from those hind legs, and a man can be disembowelled.

Dingos have been known to kill children. Last happened a year or so back, on Stradbroke or Fraser Island. The kid was nine years old.

LOL Thick as a public servant---I loved that. So basically any living thing is walking death. Humm. Is Kracatoa Volcanco anywhere near you ?

What is left of Krakatoa is part of Indonesia, the archipelago just North of Australia. It's part of a chain, marking the line between two tectonic plates.

Movement of those two plates caused the earthquake (9.1 on the Richter scale) which set off the Boxing Day tsunami in 2004. A recent volcanic eruption on the island of Rabaul sent so much ash into the atmospher, we were watching the most fantastic blood red sunsets for months after.

So, every living thing is a killer. And the earth spits fire. Humm. gimmi time, still thinking

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

Gee bears that like pigs, what a great place you live in.

Well actually they prefer long pig. Which is what cannables call YOU ! Did u send all the cannables to Tasmania ?

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

Gee bears that like pigs, what a great place you live in.

Well actually they prefer long pig. Which is what cannables call YOU ! Did u send all the cannables to Tasmania ?

absolutely Read this Alexander Pearce convict and cannibal

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

Gee bears that like pigs, what a great place you live in.

Well actually they prefer long pig. Which is what cannables call YOU ! Did u send all the cannables to Tasmania ?

absolutely Read this Alexander Pearce convict and cannibal

Damn man. We gottum also. do recon on Donners pass. So, your legal system discriminates against cannables? Poor folk just out looking for some protein ? Where is your sinsitivity ?

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Atomic, u must visit Yosemite National Park here. Cute fuzzy little Grizzly bears that love to be hugged. Little puppy dogs that howl in the night so u can find them and play with them. And totally tamed Buffallo left over from a movie.

Sounds like a great place, why did you names the teddy bears Grizzly ??

Because we heard Aussies like tough names. And the bears don't care. Oh, be sure to care lots of bacon when you are playing with the bears

Gee bears that like pigs, what a great place you live in.

Well actually they prefer long pig. Which is what cannables call YOU ! Did u send all the cannables to Tasmania ?

absolutely Read this Alexander Pearce convict and cannibal

Damn man. We gottum also. do recon on Donners pass. So, your legal system discriminates against cannables? Poor folk just out looking for some protein ? Where is your sinsitivity ?

We try to help them, give them politicians to eat. if that doesn't put such a bad taste in their mouth that they give up, well they can't be helped.

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This is what I get for strolling into this thread completely unprepared...LMAO

Conversation about deadly Aussie creatures and cannibals....

Just gotta LOVE the Myths thread, eh??? lol

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This is what I get for strolling into this thread completely unprepared...LMAO

Conversation about deadly Aussie creatures and cannibals....

Just gotta LOVE the Myths thread, eh??? lol

We are discussing FACTS ! Some true some made up (those are the best) It has been decided that Australia is a paradise. That is obviously why it was originally settled by rich royal people from England.

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If you want a fun conversation, all u gotta do is find an assie. They cant be offended ( God knows I have tried, and I am GOOD at it) U can mock everything about them and they love it. Nothing bothers them, and why should it ? They are surrounded by death every day. Damn, u gotta be cool to live there. Cool, not smart...

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They say that in Aus you are always within 3 foot of a spider.

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I just live my live having fun, A good laugh is what the world needs. I know I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but nothings got me yet.
They say that in Aus you are always within 3 foot of a spider.

WITHIN 3 FT ? Hey, figure it out sparky. If u didn't live in a barn with the roo's so might get up to 4 ft from a spider. But u are also 1 ft closer to a snake. Don't u guys EVER wonder why nobody ever has tried to take over your country ?

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