Really, really bad advice thread.

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 320841 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 0:16:04 UTC - in response to Message 320835. If my wife wants to make love, & I've got a headache, what should I do? call me i'll help you out! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Slow reaction Michael? BTW: Check Email. ID: 320841 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 320848 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 0:25:33 UTC - in response to Message 320841. If my wife wants to make love, & I've got a headache, what should I do? call me i'll help you out! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Slow reaction Michael? BTW: Check Email. Got it and also sent you a reply sir :) THANKS My Pug wants to drive my truck...what should I do? ID: 320848 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 320863 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 0:42:58 UTC - in response to Message 320848. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 0:52:31 UTC If my wife wants to make love, & I've got a headache, what should I do? call me i'll help you out! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Slow reaction Michael? <-------Really Michael-------< My Pug wants to drive my truck...what should I do? Hummm..... Well, if he's really insistant on it, I'd have to say yes, it's very good for his coordination. But make sure he doesn't hang his head out on the left hand turns. (VERY DANGEROUS!) My pet rattlesnake needs to go for a walk (crawl? slither? Whatever) anyway I can't find a leash that will fit his neck. What can I do? Account frozen... ID: 320863 ·

Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4609 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 320864 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 0:50:14 UTC - in response to Message 320863. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 0:50:26 UTC Hummm..... Well, if he's really insistant on it, I'd have to say yes, it's very good for his coordination. But make sure he doesn't hang his head out on the left hand turns. (VERY DANGEROUS!) My pet rattlesnake needs to go for a walk (crawl? slither? Whatever) anyway I can't find a leash that will fit his neck. What can I do? They prefer warmth so put him in your underwear. Walk slowly though, do not run. Our cat is psychotic. How can I teach her not to attack the pug? ID: 320864 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 320865 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 0:51:05 UTC - in response to Message 320848. If my wife wants to make love, & I've got a headache, what should I do? call me i'll help you out! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Slow reaction Michael? BTW: Check Email. Got it and also sent you a reply sir :) THANKS My Pug wants to drive my truck...what should I do? Tell him to "Buckle Up" its "Click it or Ticket" I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? ID: 320865 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 320873 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 1:07:08 UTC - in response to Message 320864. My pet rattlesnake needs to go for a walk (crawl? slither? Whatever) anyway I can't find a leash that will fit his neck. What can I do? They prefer warmth so put him in your underwear. Walk slowly though, do not run. Our cat is psychotic. How can I teach her not to attack the pug? Have the pug drive over the cat. Problem solved. Are hallucinations normal after a walk with your rattlesnake? And also my southern regions are swelling alot. Again my wife wants to make love. What should I do? Account frozen... ID: 320873 ·

KSMarksPsych Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Sep 99 Posts: 411 Credit: 3,847 RAC: 0	Message 320889 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 1:28:55 UTC - in response to Message 320865. I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? Nope. Just delete the rest of the threads. Then he/she/it won't know the difference. Parents are coming to observe the classes this month. What should I teach the kids? Kathryn :o) The BOINC FAQ Service The Unofficial BOINC Wiki The Trac System More BOINC information than you can shake a stick of RAM at. ID: 320889 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 320924 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 2:16:38 UTC - in response to Message 320889. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 2:16:50 UTC I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? Nope. Just delete the rest of the threads. Then he/she/it won't know the difference. Parents are coming to observe the classes this month. What should I teach the kids? Teach them how to have fun with a microwave :o) I'd also like to delete some threads. How do I become a mod? ID: 320924 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 320934 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 2:21:57 UTC - in response to Message 320924. I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? Nope. Just delete the rest of the threads. Then he/she/it won't know the difference. Parents are coming to observe the classes this month. What should I teach the kids? Teach them how to have fun with a microwave :o) I'd also like to delete some threads. How do I become a mod? You dont want to do it, It is way too much work... ID: 320934 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 320937 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 2:24:41 UTC - in response to Message 320934. Last modified: 31 May 2006, 2:26:16 UTC I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? Nope. Just delete the rest of the threads. Then he/she/it won't know the difference. Parents are coming to observe the classes this month. What should I teach the kids? Teach them how to have fun with a microwave :o) I'd also like to delete some threads. How do I become a mod? You dont want to do it, It is way too much work... Phhht. I'd just wreak some havoc until I'd lose my moderator tag again... Regards Hans P.S: You're off topic, you didn't ask for advice :o) ID: 320937 ·

Chuck Send message Joined: 1 Dec 05 Posts: 511 Credit: 532,682 RAC: 0	Message 320958 - Posted: 31 May 2006, 2:43:32 UTC - in response to Message 319206. So... Us redheads ain't good enough for you? I think this sums it up better: How do you change your redhead's mood? Wait five minutes. Never Forget a Friend. Or an Enemy. ID: 320958 ·

Octagon Send message Joined: 13 Jun 05 Posts: 1418 Credit: 5,250,988 RAC: 109	Message 322630 - Posted: 1 Jun 2006, 18:44:26 UTC - in response to Message 320889. I inadvertently deleted a Crunchers thread today but Luckily I was able to get it back before it was too late Should I tell him? Nope. Just delete the rest of the threads. Then he/she/it won't know the difference. Parents are coming to observe the classes this month. What should I teach the kids? "Where do babies come from?" the illustrated edition. I am approaching a tool plaza at the base of the bridge but I haven't any change. What should I do? No animals were harmed in the making of the above post... much. ID: 322630 ·

KSMarksPsych Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Sep 99 Posts: 411 Credit: 3,847 RAC: 0	Message 322801 - Posted: 1 Jun 2006, 22:42:36 UTC - in response to Message 322630. I am approaching a tool plaza at the base of the bridge but I haven't any change. What should I do? Drive right through, preferably firing a semi-automatic. That'll teach them to charge tolls. My computer is running hot. What should I do? Kathryn :o) The BOINC FAQ Service The Unofficial BOINC Wiki The Trac System More BOINC information than you can shake a stick of RAM at. ID: 322801 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 322804 - Posted: 1 Jun 2006, 22:52:20 UTC Last modified: 1 Jun 2006, 22:53:42 UTC My computer is running hot. What should I do? No sense letting that good heat go to waste. Why not throw some chicken or a few steaks on that sucker and let us know when dinners ready. (I like mine medium-rare please) I really need to cut the grass, but it's just so hot and humid I don't want to do it. Suggestions? ::edit:: I didn't know your computer had legs. 8^O ID: 322804 ·

KSMarksPsych Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Sep 99 Posts: 411 Credit: 3,847 RAC: 0	Message 322806 - Posted: 1 Jun 2006, 22:53:36 UTC - in response to Message 322804. My computer is running hot. What should I do? No sense letting that good heat go to waste. Why not throw some chicken or a few steaks on that sucker and let us know when dinners ready. (I like mine medium-rare please) I really need to cut the grass, but it's just so hot and humid I don't want to do it. Suggestions? Let it grow and call it a wildlife preserve. I need to take some pictures. What's the best camera to buy? Kathryn :o) The BOINC FAQ Service The Unofficial BOINC Wiki The Trac System More BOINC information than you can shake a stick of RAM at. ID: 322806 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 322808 - Posted: 1 Jun 2006, 22:57:54 UTC I need to take some pictures. What's the best camera to buy? Where do you need to take them? Personally, I would take the pictures to the camera so it knows what to look for. I have a wildlife preserve in my backyard with large, strange looking animals in it. Should I let the cats outside to play? ID: 322808 ·

hammerstak Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Mar 02 Posts: 200 Credit: 2,874,433 RAC: 0	Message 322958 - Posted: 2 Jun 2006, 3:22:41 UTC - in response to Message 322808. I need to take some pictures. What's the best camera to buy? Where do you need to take them? Personally, I would take the pictures to the camera so it knows what to look for. I have a wildlife preserve in my backyard with large, strange looking animals in it. Should I let the cats outside to play? Of course! You should also make sure to baste them with some sort of BBQ sauce or similar zesty dressing before you do. I have a little bump on my pinky toe that just isn't going away. Can anybody help me? ID: 322958 ·

Scary Capitalist Send message Joined: 21 May 01 Posts: 7404 Credit: 97,085 RAC: 0	Message 322994 - Posted: 2 Jun 2006, 4:51:02 UTC - in response to Message 322958. I need to take some pictures. What's the best camera to buy? Where do you need to take them? Personally, I would take the pictures to the camera so it knows what to look for. I have a wildlife preserve in my backyard with large, strange looking animals in it. Should I let the cats outside to play? Of course! You should also make sure to baste them with some sort of BBQ sauce or similar zesty dressing before you do. I have a little bump on my pinky toe that just isn't going away. Can anybody help me? Mow the lawn tomorrow morning barefoot while the dew is on the grass.....ought to clear that right up. Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ID: 322994 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 329141 - Posted: 6 Jun 2006, 22:14:58 UTC I need some extra money and have decided to start a lemonade stand Does anyone have a really good recipe for lemonade? ID: 329141 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 329166 - Posted: 6 Jun 2006, 22:37:30 UTC - in response to Message 329141. I need some extra money and have decided to start a lemonade stand Does anyone have a really good recipe for lemonade? Pour 5 bottles of limoncello into a bowl, add some ice and a 1/4 litre of soda, and you're done :o) I've lost my bottle opener. Any ideas how to open a bottle of beer? Regards Hans ID: 329166 ·

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