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Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here. To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear. I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high. I go by many names by there is one you can\\\\\\'t deny. My name is Satan! Hi everybody! Umm, let me tell you a little about myself. My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn. My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn. I’ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, and little devil eyes to help a little devil see, and little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski. My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz. I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals. Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink this infedel. Try to wash off that baby seal smell. And then I’ll make a toast to me
\\\\\\"Hey, here’s to my health!\\\\\\" I’m in every Zeppelin album. I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants. I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance. And if I want to eat your soul, I’ll just throw it on a griddle. I don’t need to make a deal, I don’t need to tell a riddle, and screw Charlie Daniels I don’t care if he can fiddle.
I’m Satan.
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