I am from the age of Dalla-Shurra. I was born in the human year 150,350 BC. My mortal form is irrelevant. What matters now is what I'm here to do. I was sent here to ensure the Earth civilization the ability to drink beer. What you don't know is that the entire universe is a product of heavy binge drinking (how else can you explain it). Look at you people. You all primarily exist as a form of a cheap drink and a cheaper woman. This is the only way to ensure the longevity of creation as we know it. Trust me. We were here LOOOOOOOONG before you were. We were drinking beer LOOOOOOOng before you were . . . yet you still doubt?! We are an existence of primordal urges. Still don't believe? Stick around.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
SETI is king. Listen to SETI. Participate. That is all.
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