I am a porn store clerk who enjoys throwing rocks at passing trains and 1978 Buick station wagons. My favorite hobbies are catapulting dead chipmunks onto the lawn of the whitehouse, having sex with dead alligators, and gnawing on the skulls of dead astronomers. Tom Waits told me to say that.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
It is important that we contact the Extraterrestials. We must ask them what the hell is in that aerosol cheese in the grocery store. Also, what do the women on their planet look like? And do they like overweight 30ish bachelors with acne and poor earnings potential? The scientific quest to answer the big questions continues.
SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.
