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BACKGROUND:
We are represent the sophicated people of Bahrain. Our mishen is to make the finding for the space monster. We do not want to make autopsy for the space monster, only we want to keep him in the freezer or the birdcage at the bottom of the path at the end of my garden. You may be asking 'Is it cruel to keep space monster inside the birdcage?'. To this, our answer is simple. No. Why no? We are not a society for debating space monster cruelty tissues. First of all, we want to know, how much evil the space monster is. Second of all, can we make cross-breed it with my doberman Rambo. We expect to have the space monster in two month. If you have a space monster but not have the place to keep him inside, please email us. We will pay for the transportation expensives and you can have one of the puppies/blobs, refer to above bicture this one artist impression for sbesimen baby.
ADVICE:
After too much experiment with sbace monster and my dog Rambo the Doberman we find that best dog for make mix breed Sbace monster is Doberman becuase have no tail not try small dog like chawawa or Englaise BullDog after Sbace monster will rabe you. |
| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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SETI THOUGHTS
Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 1 Jan 2005
Heloo every one now we all very habby for new year big barty an everything but i not go cause i stay fil home watching the sbace monster barty with RAMBO my dobermann, they were all realy funny all aliens drunk, i just want to say thank you for all the aliens that come last night all was very nice, but the real aim here is to beat COOKER ISLAND and we will beat then the list will go as follows, our aim is to beat the ISRALIENS because they are occupieng bastards and we hate them just like that no apparent reason, so next in our list is COOK ISLANDS, THEN UAE, then INDIA, then ISRAEL we will get you.
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 25 Dec 2004
This one vary sbecial for today first because Kris Mass very habby me now i go with Rambo my dog the uriginal wan for eat kiss mass luch very too much food eating, today we send one woof woof recording for the moon maybe Sbace monster have barty there because yesterday very big barty fil moon soo he will here my rambo oof woof and will be very habby for come for lunch mal kriss mass. Now my main msaage today is for Mr. Cook from the cookerman island we will come to get you and destroy you. Never think you too habby after we beat you because Bahrain better than cooker island we also have the biggest machboos in the world so somuch for your name cooker island chathab kabeer, but yes we will beat you very soon i but super combuter with so much bower it will break you in 24 maybe 48 hour max like Jack Baur from 24 just wait and see, soon also we make super kambuter new one it will beat you, and we will catch sbace monster after you will begg for us to see the bicture of it make fecky fecky with Rambo MY Dobermann in Bahrain this my massage to you be careful we r kome for you, what you gonna do. :)
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 24 Dec 2004
This won message for all the sbace monster finders, last month Rambo find one little Spase monster fil Garden, after he catch him and he want make Baby, but sbace monster get very angry and he Rabe Rambo after Rambo bring one little baby after 7 month, the brobrem is the Baby was very danger so we catch him inside the makrowave after khalas. So my message to all the sbace monster finders make sure the sbace monster agree that your Rambo will make fecky fecky with him or your dog will become very bad, wallah my mother told me she 98% sure her kousin til her. Goodbye :)
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 24 Dec 2004
Mary kismas for all the zpase monster fee illayl, may be when they get very nice this one wilkome from kabtain after the monster will come. I think this monster maybe have dinner fil moon today so i can catch hime maybe if he sbeak or say some thing. Also Rambo is getting very horney at night so i guess this is sign for closness of sbace monster maybe i katch tonight u know kiss mass eve also may be want koors layt for sbace monster after Rambo become very habby, wallah 95% sure my mother tell me.
Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 20 Jan 2003 - Data Units:2378 - Rank:98734th
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 02 Sept 2003 - Data Units:1670 - Rank:120346th
Gooding, we have found that we has helped the Kingdom of Bahrain, move from country 102 to 103 knocking out French Guiana, wait for it pakistan we are comming to get you. :) only 1040 packets to we catch for you.
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 01 Sept 2003
I have decided to make a new screen saver for my Combuter. i will call it SWMD@home(Search for Weapons of Mass Distruction @ Home). This way we can all help, him in his task of finding this wepons that he has lost, gave him also.
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 27 Aug 2003
I think I will find the space monster in the night today, on my combuter. I think I will get best reception of space wave from Mars because is very close from me and you. close for 60,000 years. When will it be this close again? you may be asking me this question. i do not knowing. I am not an astronought.
I is think will Rambo make woof woof at mars tonight?
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Kabtain's Log - Earth Date - 24 August 2003
Adembts this far for the contacat with alians is not gone eggsalent. We still not find this one from the combuter. hopefully they will find my IB Address soon. and send me message.
or we find the message that they must be sending and we are just not for the find also.
wait i forgot to say Rambo is still well. and is making woof woof to the aliens right now.
oh, I forgot to tell the alians, i got new water tank for fish, you want for to come, to seeing.
let me knows
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