Profile: Bluehawk

Personal background
First of all, as a father of 3, I am positive that aliens currently live on our planet. My 10-year-old daughter, I'm certain, is one of them. She is attempting to take over the planet by beginning with her mother and I. At first I thought she might be possessed. It's like 90% of the time I'm sure that her universal translator is busted because either we don't understand a word she says or she doesn't understand or comprehend what we're saying. I mean something as "simple" as STOP means absolutely nothing to her. Non-action should be the easiest thing in the world to accomplish. For proof, ask me about my wife's housekeeping abilities. It's okay, I'm not a chauvinist, she doesn't work outside the home. Then I started to notice her subtle way of creating confusion in the ranks. She is always trying to pit one "brother" against the other (they are twins by the way). For instance telling one that his Buzz Lightyear action figure has flew (or fallen with style) into the toilet because the other ones dinosaur attempted to eat him. All this time Buzz is actually hiding behind the china cabinet from a real life "Sid" who lives across the street. Then there's the food she eats, a green part solid-part liquid puddle that she dips french fries into that she says is ketchup, to a tub of blue grease that she swears is butter that I see her put on a waffle one morning. This stuff looks like something a cyborg would eat. It's my opinion that another race will slowly replace our population with mutants or clones. I believe an accidental double impregnation of my wife by ET's during an abduction several years ago resulted in the clones living with us now. The clones, or "twins" as we call them, are identical in every way. At 4 years old, they are multi lingual. They speak English, plus some other language that I know could not have developed naturally here on Earth. They sometimes speak using a series of grunts, squeaks, whistles, moans, and whines that no one else can understand. Even several professors of language are baffled a
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
1. Out of the millions of stars with their billions of planets, odds alone should provide proof of extraterrestrial life. I do believe that our planet is not the only one with intelligent life on it.

1a. I think that humans, as a race, will not discover extraterrestrial life, it will discover us. No species with more intelligence than us would ever allow us to venture into their domain without making first contact. Even so, I think we are probably several hundred years away from being competent enough to join the universal community.

1b. Every corner of society would benefit from an exchange of technology with an alien culture. However, each benefit, if not used as intended, could become a danger. Take atomic power for instance. Energy or weapon.

2. No to the beacon. I would rather make contact with explorers than someone intent on domination or extinction.

3. I run SETI@home because I believe it's important that we find proof in the private sector of extraterrestrial life. Many people the government has the proof already with crashed space ships or alien bodies. Maybe they do, but they just don't want to alarm the populace with this knowledge. I think we're ready for the proof, but not the contact or interaction. We are too self centered to be a valuable member of the universal community. Maybe we'll grow up in the next couple hundred years and be mature enough to be a good neighbor.
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