Makers of:
Robots with GENUINE PEOPLE PERSONALITIES (GPP)
The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation decided to build the now much maligned GPP feature into its robots. Which is a great idea except who want to deal with a robots personality issues?
"Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With."- from the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
NUTRI-MATIC MACHINE
This machine provides the user with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
SHARE AND ENJOY
The company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major landmasses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.
Review:
The Sirius Cybernetics Corp is "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
PRODUCTS-GENERAL:
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the Corp's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.
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