Hello. I am resenting the SETI scientists accusing me of being big cheat. They no like me cos I don't speakee English. A stupidinous program like SETI cannot succeed! It is stupidous! Yes!
Me likee make fake results because it make me feel like real MAN. Arse Technica boys no likee me cos I make stupid remarks to them - silly American Pig Dog aggressors! They will feel the wrath of the Swedish Jihad! Yes!
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
SETI no can succeed - it stupid. There be no aliens cos I know - my mother got taken up in a spaceship and they did things to her with shiny anal probes - then I was born! That's right! I am the alien! I wear a silver leotard all time cos it make my manhood look big. One day I hope to grow hair down there so I can go to pubs and tell the grown-ups how stupidinininious the SETI projects is.
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