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| Personal background |
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Native of Phoenix, AZ.
Born 11/30/1960
PC Technician / Database Programmer (also in charge of the sheep dip)
Married since 1985 -- no kids, two dogs.
Semi-professional musician -- trumpet, flugelhorn, and keyboard. Anyone have the chord changes for "The Lumberjack Song"?
Oh look, I was just supposed to come in here and say "There was trouble at the mill", that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition! |
| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself
was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
Oh.
You wanted actual thoughts.
From my brain.
Dreadfully sorry. |
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