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Captains log. Star date: 2971263862.

Today We discovered a new solar system. This very much frightens us, because of the interstellar compositions of the various materials.

We anticipate that the planets we could meet along the way is inhabited by strange little people with rayguns.

Spock has enlightened me on the subject of excess warp speeds, and we’re now mowing down fields of debris using the tractorbeam as a shield. We need more power if we intend to make use of the lasers. I’m afraid if we try, that the systems might fail.

WHAT WAS THAT? WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!

But by whom? Sulu has informed me that this couldn’t be the Vectarians we lost in sector 9, but it may be the damned klingons again. Bastards.. I hate them.

I really shouldn’t hate anyone, as it clouds my vision of the real situation, and impairs the possibility of clear thinking.

I will indeed be in serious trouble if I let this get to my head.

The abundance of rayphonotoms worries Scotty, because this might disable the engines, and the warp speed I mentioned earlier, will be impossible to reach. Damned, be this infernal universe.

HELP ME!!!

I hate my job sometimes. People get sick of the food, and I have to solve the problem, but WHY??? I didn’t cook it…

Looks like the attack is over… Guess I handled that one greatly. They must have tapped into my log-session. Hah, the feebleminded creatures, getting scared from reading this little rant. Perfectly timed. I enjoy this very much.

My first mate Savo, was interviewed by another starfleet captain today.
I think he is planning on leaving the Enterprise for another ship.

I must do what I can to keep him. I can’t handle this without him. He’s the one that makes this life just that bit sweeter. Really.. He does.

The sickbay helper Natasker is just weird as always. Although one of my friends is trying to have some fun with her, the humor is totally lost. Very sad business indeed. I would like to improve this… Soon.
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