Posts by James Sotherden


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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683176)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I will second Angela and say It was a very enjoyable punwar. And I bid you all a farewell.
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683162)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Hail the king. But you do know Celt that the crown is made of thorns. Now eveyone will be punning for you to take it:)
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Things I wish that all people who work with the public knew... (Message 1683157)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
It has changes since your visit. It is now "Have a good one."

Hey that is much better, I can go along with that.

Uh Chris... did you just call me, everybody in my profession and anyone who has ever worked in a hospital stupid?

Medical profession is of course excepted, that is a calling to help humanity, not the same thing at all as in a retail or service context. You knew that of course.

...#99 - Don't talk to grumpy old fogeys, just smile at them :-)

Good advice, a swift knee in the nuts often hurts :-))

Dealing with the public is never easy, they expect too much and never say thankyou, but at the same time those on the other side of the fence do not help. I swear by all that I hold dear that the next ethnic technical call centre that replies with

[Monotone robot script on]
Thank you for calling XYZ, how may I help you today?
I have an internet problem
I'm sorry to hear that, what is your telephone number please?
I am ringing you from it.
Thank you for that information ......
[Monotone robot script continues ....]

I shall jump off Beachy head and leave all my money to the cats home!

How NOT to deal with the public.

I for one allways say thankyou when I have been waited on or checking out or doing business at the bank.
It pays itself back when you see the same person week after week.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683128)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I will concede. But I did have a lot of fun tonight. Been a long time since Angela and I squared off. I enjoyed it a lot.
So now I will say goodnight.
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683117)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I think we have MERRY MAID it into the final stages of this game.

I agree
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683115)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I'm too busy ORGANIZING your defeat


Christ washed feet!

And cleasned souls.
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683110)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
please, no tooth powder on my throne

TOOTHpaste, You dont know the meaning of TOOTHpaste.
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683105)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Then SPIN a turn of words.
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683101)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I still have the ZEST when it comes to punning.

But do you still think you can SQUEEGEE out a win?

I will Wring one out.
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683100)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Don't try to pull the steel wool over our eyes


I would never LYSOL to you guys.
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683096)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I still have the ZEST when it comes to punning.
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683092)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Sometimes, Ivory about you guys.

I will throw you a LIFEBOuy.
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683088)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Im not ready to TUCKs my tail between my legs yet.
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683083)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
I shall continue the fight with grim RESOLVE.

(... or "grime" resolve?)

That just DAWNed on me.
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683077)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Terms?

Are you conceding defeat already? Did we MR. MUSCLE you out?

Im so GLADe I am here fro that one.
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683069)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
My puns will continue to CASCADE COMPLETEly untill you are FINISHed.
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683061)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Do I feel a gentle FEBREZE in the air?

I will BOUNCE you on your ear.
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683058)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Angela You are so Fantastik tonight.
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683055)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
Buddy, you'll win here about as often as we see Hailey's COMET.

BON AMI that cuts to the chase.
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 5 (Message 1683047)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile James Sotherden
So you like to Trip the light fantastic?


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