Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71

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betreger Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66	Message 1971128 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 0:31:57 UTC Last modified: 20 Dec 2018, 0:32:19 UTC It's been a couple of days so judgment time is here. 3rd the always brilliant Admiral with You do remember that those gas me up hideously. 2nd a consistent contender Carlos who posted Diabetic reaction And the grand prize winner with all the glory and honor that come with award is Rob, who obviously understands dogs who said Don't yo know I'm allergic to cream cakes - every time I eat too many I barf over the cat...... Pm sent ID: 1971128 ·
rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22217 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1971170 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 8:35:38 UTC Last modified: 20 Dec 2018, 8:36:43 UTC Yes - I've seen too many dogs over indulge in cream cakes, but not many have actually "got the cat" It's time for a seasonal one. There's got to be some good headlines coming from this one Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1971170 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1971179 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 11:01:25 UTC NTSB Report finds that there was a mid air collision between two "Mythical" flying objects. Santa Claus and a Alien flying saucer. Reports from the crash site revealed that Santa and E.T. are alive and well but a few reindeer have passed away in the incident. More news will be available when more information comes in. ID: 1971179 ·
Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1971203 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 15:32:54 UTC "But officer, he had no navigations lights" ID: 1971203 ·
betreger Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66	Message 1971225 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 18:02:05 UTC Officer are you telling me he doesn't have insurance? ID: 1971225 ·
Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1971242 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 19:42:11 UTC "Officer, are you saying he didn't know the Skyway Code?" ID: 1971242 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1971257 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 21:22:59 UTC Santa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SLED IS GETTING IMPOUNDED! Alien: Wait until dad hears about this… ID: 1971257 ·
Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1971259 - Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 21:49:25 UTC "Excuse me Sir, been flying long?" ID: 1971259 ·
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1971291 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 1:42:21 UTC This is why grandma got run over by a reindeer - a fugitive from this accident! . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1971291 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29850 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1971293 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 1:51:49 UTC Last modified: 21 Dec 2018, 1:52:36 UTC Illegal alien or Tell the president we are going to need a taller wall. ID: 1971293 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1971317 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 7:05:43 UTC Last modified: 21 Dec 2018, 7:09:32 UTC Santa: Every year NORAD tracks me across the sky! Why didn't they notify me of that IDIOT over there! When I get back home the NAUGHTY LIST is getting longer! ID: 1971317 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29850 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1971338 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 14:08:21 UTC He was speeding officer. Sky was clear, then all of a sudden boom, he hit me. ID: 1971338 ·
Lynn Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123	Message 1971340 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 14:43:11 UTC - in response to Message 1971338.   I'm a crazy rich alien, dude officer. I'll pay for everything. ID: 1971340 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1971353 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 16:42:17 UTC Folks. Your Not Going To Believe This But… ID: 1971353 ·
Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1971388 - Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 21:34:11 UTC "Have you paid the landing fees?" ID: 1971388 ·
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1971437 - Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 4:12:57 UTC "That's it! Roswell, NM is on my permanent 'naughty' list!!!" . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1971437 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1971440 - Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 6:17:52 UTC Great! There goes my insurance premiums through the roof! ID: 1971440 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29850 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1971476 - Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 14:23:28 UTC Santa to officer. Do you mind telling the guys in Berkeley about this? ID: 1971476 ·
Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1971477 - Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 14:29:14 UTC Strange things happen in this part of the world. ID: 1971477 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29850 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1971508 - Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 17:35:15 UTC The weather outside was frightful. ID: 1971508 ·

 
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