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betreger Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66 |
It's been a couple of days so judgment time is here. 3rd the always brilliant Admiral with You do remember that those gas me up hideously. 2nd a consistent contender Carlos who posted Diabetic reaction And the grand prize winner with all the glory and honor that come with award is Rob, who obviously understands dogs who said Don't yo know I'm allergic to cream cakes - every time I eat too many I barf over the cat...... Pm sent |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22217 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
Yes - I've seen too many dogs over indulge in cream cakes, but not many have actually "got the cat" It's time for a seasonal one. There's got to be some good headlines coming from this one Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
NTSB Report finds that there was a mid air collision between two "Mythical" flying objects. Santa Claus and a Alien flying saucer. Reports from the crash site revealed that Santa and E.T. are alive and well but a few reindeer have passed away in the incident. More news will be available when more information comes in. |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
"But officer, he had no navigations lights" |
betreger Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66 |
Officer are you telling me he doesn't have insurance? |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
"Officer, are you saying he didn't know the Skyway Code?" |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Santa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SLED IS GETTING IMPOUNDED! Alien: Wait until dad hears about this… |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
"Excuse me Sir, been flying long?" |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0 |
This is why grandma got run over by a reindeer - a fugitive from this accident! . Hello, from Albany, CA!... |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29852 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Illegal alien or Tell the president we are going to need a taller wall. |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Santa: Every year NORAD tracks me across the sky! Why didn't they notify me of that IDIOT over there! When I get back home the NAUGHTY LIST is getting longer! |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29852 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
He was speeding officer. Sky was clear, then all of a sudden boom, he hit me. |
Lynn Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123 |
I'm a crazy rich alien, dude officer. I'll pay for everything. |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Folks. Your Not Going To Believe This But… |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
"Have you paid the landing fees?" |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0 |
"That's it! Roswell, NM is on my permanent 'naughty' list!!!" . Hello, from Albany, CA!... |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20318 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Great! There goes my insurance premiums through the roof! |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29852 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
Santa to officer. Do you mind telling the guys in Berkeley about this? |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Strange things happen in this part of the world. |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29852 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
The weather outside was frightful. |
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