Parallel parking will be tricky!

"You want me to go for a walk? What no boots?"

We have 10 entries so judgement time is here. All creative entries, good job Setizines
3rd place, Lynn

car: Since I'm walking, need new panty hose, terrible Varicose veins.

2nd place, Stargate

Parallel parking will be tricky!

And the grand prize winner Carlos, I appreciate dry humor,

Another Hybrid.

Pm sent.

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Thank you for the win Brian! That was a good picture and there were some funny captions.
I hope this elicits some mirth.

Trump defunds the Coast Guard to pay some more hush money.

Or

It may be small but it demands a lot of respect.

Or

The Browning M2: All will kneel before the mother of ‘Heavy Metal’.

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Why does this boat go backward, even with full forward power engaged, when I fire the weapon?

or

"Attack, Mr. Sulu, at warp -1!"

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Due to budget cuts I got this.

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Struggles is real when times are tough. Budget cuts trickle down forcing them to make do with what they have.

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At least if I need to go full astern in an emergency, I just have to pull the trigger.

trolling for captions

For the times when you have to reach out and touch someone.

Or

Harbor patrol.

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Well this is a first, 11 captions in 24 hours. Half of them are by one person but there nothing in the rule book about that. So without further ado, the envelope please. Ta, da, da, DAH!

Our second runner up is the Admiral with:

Rump defunds the Coast Guard to pay some more hush money
(Left out the first letter. We don't want to get political.)

Our First runner up is the Admiral with:
For the times when you have to reach out and touch someone.


And our winner is-------------------------------- not the Admiral


It's or favorite Kanigit THE Holy Hand Grenade! with:
Why does this boat go backward, even with full forward power engaged, when I fire the weapon?

PM contemplated.

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I thank you, and I am looking...

For my second caption, in the game "Trek73", from the early days, it was possible to both attack and retreat in negative warp, which confused the heck out of the Kingons/Romulans/Orions that you faced.

For me, that first letter would be either a "Ch", leaving off the R, or a "G"...

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Ooops, I forgot it after I went into my daily routine!

but better late than never: caption this:


Cat Suk Soi 11-1 Bang 4-5-17 2 by Paul Sullivan, on Flickr

As always: Copyright © 2017, Paul Sullivan, all rights reserved

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

cat yawns sick of the same house-slippers on the human.

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Black is the new Orange, baby.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Human - this new "CatBoard" beats a hover board any day :-)

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Like my hair short and shiny.

only 4 posts, so far...

BTW, why could I call this cat a "Siamese"?

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Well, still only 4 posts, but that´s 48 hours, so it´s Judgement Day! Time!

In Third Place is Carlos for:
Like my hair short and shiny.

In Second Place is Kittyman for:
Black is the new Orange, baby.
Orange and black are the colors of my MLB team, BTW

and in First Place, and next photo goes to... (ta da!) Rob Smith for:
Human - this new "CatBoard" beats a hover board any day

And I can call this guy/gal a "Siamese" cat because he/she lives in Bangkok, Thailand (AKA: Siam)

PM going out to Rob as soon as I finish this missive (and get it posted, first try failed!)

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...