LOL.

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The moon is awfully bright tonight. I have no idea why.

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

A video of the reaction of the boss of Sainsbury's, a large UK supermarket, about the merger with another supermarket Asda (owned by Walmart)

BBC video

Whenever I see a message about "dropped packets" my mind goes back to dropping a packet of flour down the stairwell in a block of flats.

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

That would be rather unfortunate.

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

That would be rather unfortunate.

Only if you were the one at the bottom of the stairwell at the time.

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Grant
Darwin NT

That would be rather unfortunate.

Only if you were the one at the bottom of the stairwell at the time.

Or if you had yeast to throw at it and make it rise.

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Whenever I see a message about "dropped packets" my mind goes back to dropping a packet of flour down the stairwell in a block of flats.

Now that's funny hope it was from a great height :D

Whenever I see a message about "dropped packets" my mind goes back to dropping a packet of flour down the stairwell in a block of flats.

How far did it get before it stopped being a packet and turned into just flour?

About three floors of decent - the wrapping never made it to the ground floor, but the contents covered almost the whole of the flat surfaces of the ten floors of the stairwell.

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

I can see a mad tenant with a bag of flour and a hair dryer.

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"mad tenant" was the arts student lower down the building who didn't appreciate the clean-up technique deployed by the physics & engineers from elsewhere in the building. (Think fire hoses....)

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

"mad tenant".......... (Think fire hoses....)

Sound like my kind of revenge!

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About three floors of decent - the wrapping never made it to the ground floor, but the contents covered almost the whole of the flat surfaces of the ten floors of the stairwell.

Just be glad it didn't set off the sprinklers :DD

People Called The Bomb Squad After Paranormal Investigators Forgot A Ghost Hunting Device Inside A Building
“It was not intentionally done. It was just forgetfulness.”

Paranormal investigators in Windsor, Ontario, say they're sorry for getting the bomb squad involved after leaving a ghost-hunting device lying around.

This week, police were called to Mackenzie Hall, a historic building in west Windsor, after people came across a suspicious black box with a blue light and a red wire sticking out.

"Investigation revealed that a suspicious item was left in a room within the building," police said in a news release. "Officers from the Windsor Police Explosive Disposal Unit attended the scene and were able to render the package 'safe.'"

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About three floors of decent - the wrapping never made it to the ground floor, but the contents covered almost the whole of the flat surfaces of the ten floors of the stairwell.

Just be glad it didn't set off the sprinklers :DD

Don't speak too soon...

Burst pipe floods Leeds student tower block

Just be glad it didn't set off the sprinklers :DD

It would be a fire alarm. Had one go off at work. To much dust was in the air around one.

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Either way flour and water makes a sticky mess ..

Money flies out of Brinks truck onto highway, causing ‘chaotic’ scene

INDIANAPOLIS -- Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway Wednesday to return it, according to WXIN.

A wild scene unfolded around 9:00 a.m. on westbound I-70, near Holt Road, when the back security door on a Brinks truck came open.

“Bags of money were falling out of the back onto the interstate," said ISP Corporal Brock McCooe. “Sort of something out of a movie scene, where you have bills, loose bills flying all over the interstate, vehicles stopping, people getting out of their cars.”

Troopers at the scene initially said up to $600,000 had flown across the interstate, but police later said the exact amount was not known.

... McCooe said taking money from the scene is considered theft.

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http://www.gocomics.com/dilbert-classics/2018/05/03

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