Beet's give us a caption #65

Author	Message
JumpinJohnny Send message Joined: 27 Mar 13 Posts: 678 Credit: 962,093 RAC: 0	Message 1837866 - Posted: 25 Dec 2016, 17:15:52 UTC Mele Kalikimaka ID: 1837866 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1837881 - Posted: 25 Dec 2016, 18:32:13 UTC Last modified: 25 Dec 2016, 18:34:42 UTC ...And you wondered how he got to Hawaii... or (dude in back...) "That wave is too small for someone of your girth!" BTW, shouldn't the next winner start a new thread? . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1837881 ·

rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22236 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1837886 - Posted: 25 Dec 2016, 19:33:15 UTC A bit thin on the ground, so I'll let it run another day. Happy Christmas to you and yours Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1837886 ·

Lynn Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123	Message 1837918 - Posted: 26 Dec 2016, 0:04:07 UTC - in response to Message 1837886. Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in awhile. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff. or NORAD was texting you Santa. You left Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, home alone. ID: 1837918 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1837921 - Posted: 26 Dec 2016, 0:22:22 UTC I guess Santa heard about the male and female Reindeer and that males have no antlers in the winter . I know this is a problem if one has a bad hair day. p.s. I won't tell. ID: 1837921 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20385 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1837929 - Posted: 26 Dec 2016, 1:38:40 UTC Last modified: 26 Dec 2016, 1:44:32 UTC "Hot Rod Sleigh" I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today He was standin' at the front door givin' candy canes away And I told him I was worried about a certain situation How's Santa gonna get here with this risin' population He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got somethin' up his sleeve As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's gettin' old, you know And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow Landin' lights of red and white all stuck along the side So he can spot the rooftops as he's fallin' from the sky He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches Only thing about it that worries him a heap Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh https://youtu.be/IormfuUWkzE ID: 1837929 ·

rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22236 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1838090 - Posted: 27 Dec 2016, 9:19:44 UTC Very few bytes around here yesterday :-( But I've captured a few this morning, so... Some interesting reasons for Santa being parked outside number 43, and a few captions... Three of the captions stand out: In third, Lynn with NORAD was texting you Santa. You left Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, home alone. In second, KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! (dude in back...) "That wave is too small for someone of your girth!" And the winner, Carlos with North Pole surfing is getting better every year. PM on its way, provided the bytes hold out... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1838090 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29908 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1838126 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:22:29 UTC Thank you for the win. Since Christmas is over with, it's time for New Years. What better way to celebrate that by throwing a party. So caption this party pic. ID: 1838126 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1838130 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:26:04 UTC Last modified: 28 Dec 2016, 0:29:56 UTC we told you that your getting too high. or this is one way to keep him out of the drinks. or everyone put your bets out to see how long he stays up there on that ducked tape. ID: 1838130 ·

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0	Message 1838135 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:42:23 UTC Oh, I'm just hanging around... (ducks the abuse for the pun...) . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1838135 ·

Lynn Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123	Message 1838136 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:42:40 UTC - in response to Message 1838130. Last modified: 28 Dec 2016, 0:45:24 UTC When you can't afford a bed.. or Silence is Golden. Duck tape is silver. ID: 1838136 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1838138 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:49:43 UTC Boy when he comes down the people down stairs are going to be pissed. ID: 1838138 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1838142 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 0:54:59 UTC Duct tape can't fix stupid. It can muffle the sound though. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1838142 ·

Lynn Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123	Message 1838144 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 1:06:24 UTC - in response to Message 1838142. Redneck Rule Number One, Most things can be fixed with Duct Tape and Extension Cords. or Duct Tape, Helping out with stupidity since 1942 ID: 1838144 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1838151 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 1:19:19 UTC Don't forget bailing wire also. LOL ID: 1838151 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20385 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1838152 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 1:27:50 UTC Last modified: 28 Dec 2016, 1:30:01 UTC /guy on ceiling thinking to himself/ Laugh it up down there. Just wait until I imatate a fire sprinkler. Or This is not how Spider-Man does it. ID: 1838152 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1838162 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 2:32:03 UTC Danger Wil Robertson Danger, Danger. ID: 1838162 ·

JumpinJohnny Send message Joined: 27 Mar 13 Posts: 678 Credit: 962,093 RAC: 0	Message 1838176 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 4:20:07 UTC Hey! How come you guys are all standing on the wall? ID: 1838176 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1838179 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 4:33:03 UTC Last modified: 28 Dec 2016, 4:34:36 UTC because they are a little high. It will be funny until the tape lets go. LOL ID: 1838179 ·

Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24881 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7	Message 1838184 - Posted: 28 Dec 2016, 5:19:02 UTC "You could've put a straw in my drink" ID: 1838184 ·

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