Never has anything ever made me happier than these quotes...

"Steve Jobs played no role at all in any of my designs of the Apple I and Apple II computers and printer interfaces and serial interfaces and floppy disks and stuff that I made to enhance the computers," "He did not know technology. He never designed anything as a hardware engineer, and he never wrote any software. But he wanted to be important, and the important people are always the business people. So that's what he wanted to be." - Steve Wozniak 2015

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My life is unremarkable and non descript, I work hard to make it appear this way, no I dont want any more tea, where did my towel go Arthur, you know how important these things are.

Woz: "This will revolutionise male entertainment for ever!"
Jobs: "So when do I get to see Laura Lyons?"

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My life is unremarkable and non descript, I work hard to make it appear this way, no I dont want any more tea, where did my towel go Arthur, you know how important these things are.

Terrorist and hippy team-up to build "clock".

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Strangely small hand...

I wonder what it's up to?

:)

Woz: "This will revolutionise male entertainment for ever!"
Jobs: "So when do I get to see Laura Lyons?"

umm, given the age of the picture, shouldn't that be "Annette Haven"?

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Ok, it’s been two days and we have a fair number of captions. So let the judging begin.

First I do want to admit that I used this in honor of the Texas school teacher who called the police when a student’s homemade clock began to buzz. I would have captioned it, Woz, “Let’s show this to our teacher!” Steve, “And get arrested?” Or “Where would Apple be today?”

But I enjoyed Lynn’s: “Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!” earning her 3rd place.

Next, Anniet which came close with: “When we showed it to our teacher, we didn't know it looked like a movie bomb, no...”

But on the mark is that young lady who seems to be able to read my mind. First place goes to Angela: “Terrorist and hippy team-up to build "clock".”

Take it away Angela. PM Sent.

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Congratz Angela!

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Thank you, Carlos, for the win and thank you, Gary, for the wonderful picture suggestion.

My friends, please caption this:
Please see Richard's picture as he sized it perfectly.

Thanks Richard.

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Actually, if somebody knows how to size that picture for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

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Actually, if somebody knows how to size that picture for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

Any better?



It looks like what would happen if you let the raccoons have a barbeque in Eric's shed.

"I told Ya' not to teach them critters how to cook!"

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The "I.T." people said it would work wonders in it.

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ET Phoned Home

I bought it on Ebay.

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Overclockers Anonymous

Thank you, Richard, for working magic on that photo.

Very funny captions so far! Keep 'em coming!!!

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They told me that it made great cheese melt sandwiches, just not to forget to turn it over......

"I've told you before, that ISN'T a cupholder!!!"


or


"Did you say it was 110 volt or 240 volt?"

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an early failed attempt at water-cooling.

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Happy Crunching,

Graham

Mark, how is that phase change cooler working?

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Phase one in which Doris gets her volts.

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Looks like we found where Bugs hid Marvin's illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator