My bum's itchy.

Author	Message
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20270 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1588036 - Posted: 16 Oct 2014, 23:50:52 UTC @celt I could not tell you. I live too far south of the line. Can't even get cable TV. I live to far in the countryside. I work nights. But I have satelite TV. I don't watch any local channels except for the weather. If they want my attention they will have to knock on my door. ID: 1588036 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1588205 - Posted: 17 Oct 2014, 8:43:40 UTC - in response to Message 1587949. OMG. Silly Season is getting near its maximum possible intensity. Sometimes a commercial break is nothing but political ads. Senate candidate A blasts candidate B. Governor candidate C blasts candidate D, invoking the names of the previous governor and two members of the legislature. House candidate E blasts candidate F. Then candidate D blasts back at C and B blasts back at A. F tries to fool you into thinking he's just like E, while some national group not directly affiliated with F blasts at E. And by the way, at least three House races are playing out in the ads on TV and I'm not in the district of any of them. And now back to your program. All this is also happening on the radio. The blasts are incredibly nasty, too, accusing each other of horrible, sometimes criminal, things. I agree with that. I think all adds should come from the canadate him or her them selfeves. No national polictical party BS adds at all. [/quote] Old James ID: 1588205 ·

Grant Nelson Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0	Message 1588212 - Posted: 17 Oct 2014, 9:02:25 UTC - in response to Message 1588205. I second that James and I'm sick and tired of slamming. just tell me what you stand for and shut up. Cheers everybody Life is short so don't sip Beer speaks, people mumble ID: 1588212 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1588396 - Posted: 17 Oct 2014, 18:43:39 UTC I try very hard not to talk to or listen to any liar ..... ID: 1588396 ·

David S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12	Message 1588441 - Posted: 17 Oct 2014, 19:45:53 UTC - in response to Message 1588212. I second that James and I'm sick and tired of slamming. just tell me what you stand for and shut up. Unfortunately, it's far more effective to tell you what the other guy stands for so you won't vote for him and will vote for you or your guy instead. Even if it's mostly distortion or outright lies. Both parties do it. I don't even want to hear the ones I like because I'm afraid they're lies and I don't want my guys to get caught lying. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. ID: 1588441 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1588985 - Posted: 19 Oct 2014, 21:56:47 UTC Ever sense Monday let it out that his bum is named Itchy, I have been considering what I should call my bum. Does any one have some suggestions for names, what names do you have for your bums? ID: 1588985 ·

Dimly Lit Lightbulb ðŸ˜€ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1	Message 1588989 - Posted: 19 Oct 2014, 22:10:47 UTC - in response to Message 1588985. Ever sense Monday let it out that his bum is named Itchy, I have been considering what I should call my bum. Does any one have some suggestions for names, what names do you have for your bums? I named my cheeks itchy and scratchy. Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. ID: 1588989 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1588992 - Posted: 19 Oct 2014, 22:12:46 UTC - in response to Message 1588989. All righty then we have itchy and scratchy, any more? ID: 1588992 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 1589020 - Posted: 19 Oct 2014, 23:43:30 UTC Vesuvius? BOINC WIKI ID: 1589020 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1589023 - Posted: 19 Oct 2014, 23:49:42 UTC We now have scratchy, Vesuvius, and itchy. I have asked LSM, and all she will say is Tight something..... ID: 1589023 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1589104 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 3:27:11 UTC Hard to tell. It could have dimples. Not itchy tho. Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1589104 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1589154 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 4:57:28 UTC OMG!!! Nearly 40 posts discussing Monday's itchy posterior... If that is not a sign of the impending apocalypse I don't know what is. ID: 1589154 ·

Dimly Lit Lightbulb ðŸ˜€ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1	Message 1589162 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 5:23:18 UTC Sounds like the time to celebrate the itch. scratches arse Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. ID: 1589162 ·

Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20270 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1589230 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 11:16:24 UTC The last time my bum was that itchy. I went to my doctor for a look see. He did and got out a shot. I told him to pick a spot that was not red. And he said that I wasn't kidding. And stabbed the needle. No real need to guess where. ID: 1589230 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1589318 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 16:15:24 UTC Last modified: 20 Oct 2014, 16:18:05 UTC Well now I see that all is progressing as it should. We have for a name: itchy, scratchy, Vesuvius, tight, and from Uli we get dimples. and finally from the old master himself we get Red. Do we have any more names hiding out there that I should know about before I pick a name for my butt. (PS Angela do you have a suggestion for us about a name?) ID: 1589318 ·

anniet Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 14 Posts: 7105 Credit: 1,577,368 RAC: 75	Message 1589320 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 16:21:41 UTC Last modified: 20 Oct 2014, 16:22:24 UTC I don't have a name for mine - but I do refer to my head in terms of it occasionally... and sometimes all of me as one big one... ID: 1589320 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1589336 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 17:11:53 UTC - in response to Message 1589320. Do we have a name in there some place, hummmmmm? Please? ID: 1589336 ·

Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12	Message 1589338 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 17:16:46 UTC - in response to Message 1589336. Do we have a name in there some place, hummmmmm? Please? Numb. ID: 1589338 ·

anniet Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 14 Posts: 7105 Credit: 1,577,368 RAC: 75	Message 1589346 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 17:29:49 UTC - in response to Message 1589336. Do we have a name in there some place, hummmmmm? Please? reluctantly pick up soap erm... arse lick soap violently scrunch face whilst isolating tongue ID: 1589346 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1589362 - Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 18:23:09 UTC Last modified: 20 Oct 2014, 18:30:49 UTC Breaking news flash! LSM has pointed out to me that I some how miss-understood the name she gave to me. The name is Tight Ass, so change noted. So with late breaking additions were are now at: Tight Ass = LSM itchy = Monday scratchy = Sparky Vesuvius = John McLeod VII lick soap = anniet dimples = Uli (I promise, no nick names will ensue.) numb = Monday's bum's second name. red = Admiral Gloval I can see that this will be harder than I thought. The solution can only be a..... Contest to decide a name for my butt! ID: 1589362 ·

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