James' Puns O Fun 5

Author	Message
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683146 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:04:09 UTC Last modified: 23 May 2015, 6:04:44 UTC Like Navy style, I need it all squared off in there rightly.... ID: 1683146 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683147 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:05:44 UTC Celt, face it. You're getting all WISHY-WASHY with your punning. ID: 1683147 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683148 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:06:01 UTC Last modified: 23 May 2015, 6:06:26 UTC Do you need time to Make and Mend? edit: These are all Navy cleaning terms.... ID: 1683148 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683149 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:07:43 UTC Is that LYSOL you've got to say for yourself? ID: 1683149 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683150 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:08:17 UTC Last modified: 23 May 2015, 6:08:46 UTC With my win there may be a job for a washing Maid of honour.. ID: 1683150 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683151 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:09:44 UTC - in response to Message 1683150. With my win there may be a job for a washing Maid of honour.. Hey, I know her!!! Her name is PRISTINE... er... uh... I mean Christine. ID: 1683151 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683152 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:11:03 UTC PRISTINE is just another name for Dry Cleaned... ID: 1683152 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683154 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:13:47 UTC Ok, this DOMINATRIX OF DOMESTICITY is all out of puns. I concede defeat. All hail Celttooth, our new Pun King. ID: 1683154 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683159 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:17:12 UTC Last modified: 23 May 2015, 6:19:52 UTC All Hail celttooth The New Pun King! Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank my dear Mother, bless her. Also I would like to thank Academy.. oh, oh, oh, I'm having the vapors.... edit: I would also like to thank the other contestants, you know who you are, I would like to thank the director of the institute, and his or her staff, also George the cleaner at the front doors every day. ID: 1683159 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683160 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:19:28 UTC Coronation Time!!! ID: 1683160 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683161 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:21:33 UTC ID: 1683161 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1683162 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:22:29 UTC Hail the king. But you do know Celt that the crown is made of thorns. Now eveyone will be punning for you to take it:) [/quote] Old James ID: 1683162 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683163 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:23:33 UTC Oh, it feels.... it feels like,...mine! Oh Ang, I think my Throne needs some of that "Limon Oil" to spruce up the hard wood in the thing. Any time will do, say by ten in the AM. We will be out, just start right in when you get here.... ID: 1683163 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683164 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:24:34 UTC - in response to Message 1683162. Hail the king. But you do know Celt that the crown is made of thorns. Now eveyone will be punning for you to take it:) Yes... tonight you reign as king, but to quote the good bard, "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." ID: 1683164 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683166 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:26:06 UTC ID: 1683166 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683167 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:26:28 UTC Last modified: 23 May 2015, 6:30:10 UTC To quote one of my brothers, one time chess champion at Dalhousie University. "It's good to be the King!" All Hail celttooth The New Pun King! edit: Gee that looks nice, eh? ID: 1683167 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1683170 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:30:05 UTC Whistle while you work... Goodnight friends!!! Thank you for a very enjoyable evening. ID: 1683170 ·

celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0	Message 1683173 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:31:01 UTC I'll send you that note in the AM. Good Night. All Hail celttooth The New Pun King! ID: 1683173 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1683176 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:32:45 UTC I will second Angela and say It was a very enjoyable punwar. And I bid you all a farewell. [/quote] Old James ID: 1683176 ·

Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1683186 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:52:58 UTC - in response to Message 1683000. Oh, we have been conditioned for that.... Since our birth we have been saddled with (in) doctrines. rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1683186 ·

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