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Message 1543846 - Posted: 18 Jul 2014, 15:01:07 UTC

Of course, I do, my dear. (snick)

Ah, for a coin-operated time-machine. Then, a river-boat. . .
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Message 1543848 - Posted: 18 Jul 2014, 15:08:08 UTC

...going down the Mississippi...
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Message 1544052 - Posted: 18 Jul 2014, 23:07:23 UTC

... on a summer afternoon.
There's a song -- "Lazybones" -- which would fit.

Hey! We've drifted away from puns!
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Message 1544198 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 7:08:35 UTC

The river boat took us too far down the Mississippi:)
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Message 1544260 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 10:36:38 UTC

. . . without meeting Miss Ouri.
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Message 1544493 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 17:33:49 UTC

Not without Miss Understanding I hope:)
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Message 1544518 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 18:19:55 UTC

Or Major Upset...
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Message 1544521 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 18:22:58 UTC

Captain Calamity... The nephew of Jane?
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Message 1544560 - Posted: 19 Jul 2014, 19:39:07 UTC

Alec to think that Guiness is on the tab, for this evening.
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Message 1544751 - Posted: 20 Jul 2014, 5:24:22 UTC

Here is a what if. What if Harrison Ford had landed the role in Star Trek TOS. Would we have had Hans Sulu?
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Message 1545089 - Posted: 21 Jul 2014, 0:45:49 UTC

Old, or not -- Hans Christian Andersen wins it, hans down.
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Message 1545257 - Posted: 21 Jul 2014, 12:10:10 UTC

Sometimes, I hans stand these puns.
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Message 1545472 - Posted: 21 Jul 2014, 20:18:44 UTC

When the chips are down, it's time to go fish for some more puns.
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Message 1545756 - Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 9:02:31 UTC

I love to crunch some chips when I'm fishing...
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Message 1545790 - Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 12:01:12 UTC

We seem to be floundering. . .
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Message 1545792 - Posted: 22 Jul 2014, 12:04:35 UTC

I'd rather think we're flourishing...
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Message 1546123 - Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 1:19:29 UTC

Cods wallop,
horses gallop --
it's all nonsense,
to me.
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Message 1546216 - Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 5:48:04 UTC

Life as we know it, is nonsensical at times, me thinks.
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Message 1546218 - Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 5:50:51 UTC - in response to Message 1546216.  

Life as we know it, is nonsensical at times, me thinks.

And when I sweat, Me Stinks:)
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Message 1546234 - Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 6:03:51 UTC - in response to Message 1546218.  

Life as we know it, is nonsensical at times, me thinks.

And when I sweat, Me Stinks:)


Him: Oh my sweetheart!
Her: Oh yes, but I also sweat hard!
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