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Message 1546472 - Posted: 23 Jul 2014, 19:57:32 UTC

It's 90deg. No sweat, in an air-conditioned coffee-shop.
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Message 1547700 - Posted: 26 Jul 2014, 1:21:18 UTC

Where's Puns-O'-Fun's sweet-heart?
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Message 1548594 - Posted: 27 Jul 2014, 19:11:32 UTC

Not sweating hard atm:)
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Message 1548738 - Posted: 28 Jul 2014, 2:47:30 UTC
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Brings back memories -- a Finnish sauna, in northern Minnesota.
You are guaranteed to get clean -- no water needed, either
(except for a cold shower, afterwards). "Ole, pass the soap!"

Yes, the punultimate cleansing.
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Message 1548815 - Posted: 28 Jul 2014, 6:52:52 UTC

Leaves you a bit dry at times...;)
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Message 1548828 - Posted: 28 Jul 2014, 7:14:26 UTC

When you've reached the top (5th) bleacher, you're about ready for the shower.
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Message 1557624 - Posted: 16 Aug 2014, 1:55:06 UTC

To pick, or not, to pick --
a topic.

We are Finnish,
with this tack?

A new topic,
we attack?
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Message 1557751 - Posted: 16 Aug 2014, 9:30:33 UTC

As a Belgian, I always pick a topic which includes defending and protecting:) A tack of psychology far better than attacking, if you ask me:))
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Message 1557800 - Posted: 16 Aug 2014, 12:12:43 UTC

Does one need a tackometer, to more accurately know how well the
debate is going?
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Message 1557871 - Posted: 16 Aug 2014, 16:30:26 UTC

A metronome can also be very useful in a debate, both parties have equal chances.
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Message 1557880 - Posted: 16 Aug 2014, 16:39:54 UTC

A metronome can make time fly by, in a synchronized manner, Julie.
Your time flu by, without it? (A sick pun, certainly. Get well, soon.).
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Message 1558087 - Posted: 17 Aug 2014, 6:56:37 UTC

Only on YouTube...
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Message 1558762 - Posted: 18 Aug 2014, 16:30:15 UTC

Subway, we can dig ourselves out of this. . .
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Message 1558775 - Posted: 18 Aug 2014, 17:00:30 UTC

I dig it...
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Message 1558790 - Posted: 18 Aug 2014, 17:19:18 UTC

Like a bridge over troubled beer...
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Message 1559850 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 3:39:36 UTC

From tacks, to metronomes, to subways, to bridges over troubled beer,
to port wine.

Where will this lead us, this time?

Alice, in her Wonderland, seemed to be traveling in a more logical direction.

Oops -- I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.
Have to catch a "cab."
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Message 1559922 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 7:51:59 UTC

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
Jew kidding me.
No, Israeli how he makes it.
Are you Syrias?
I Canaan tell a lie!
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Message 1559978 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 13:03:44 UTC

Iraq my mind, and find a pun. But, Iran off in the wrong direction,
with it. Alaska 'round for some clues for a better one.
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Message 1559985 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 13:28:51 UTC
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Could you find me a country diction in terms, while you're at it?
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Message 1560221 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 19:19:54 UTC

So, you cats is from dig nation? Cool.
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