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Message 1530863 - Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 10:58:53 UTC
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No sail, on the Julie Skiff, Chris? Plus, keel? (I'll edit one out,
myself, this time.) ;o)
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Message 1530951 - Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 18:42:32 UTC

We could go for a sail on the Kiel canal.
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Message 1530974 - Posted: 22 Jun 2014, 19:49:37 UTC
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Message 1533823 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 0:15:49 UTC

Sailing --> fishing. As the (musically-inclined) fisherman shouted:
"castanets!".
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Message 1533965 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 10:06:07 UTC

Arriba arriba, Yandere!
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Message 1533989 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 13:09:54 UTC

Don't we all have pluck . . . pluck, pluck, pluck.
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Message 1533992 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 13:30:20 UTC

Stop fidgeting Jim... ;)
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Message 1534049 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 16:11:06 UTC

Ducks, I suppose, swim in moats -- which leads to . . .


There was this very popular king, who used to take his subjects
on tours around the castle in his moat-ore-boat.
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Message 1534061 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 16:36:57 UTC

Propelling towards his humble aboat afterwards beakause they were thirsty...
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Message 1534093 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 17:18:54 UTC
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King's Choice


And, up they rose --
to toast, the day.
The bubbles floated
quite away.

His subjects, glad,
to sing some rhyme --
the king was want,
to do some mime.

And, so, it went
into the night --
until the king
did lose his sight.

He spread his arms,
as if to fly --
"I shall return,
the bye-and-bye!"

And, off he flew,
from battlements --
but, sadly, though,
the path he took --

was not, his intent.

So, every year,
his citizens
lift glass, on high --
to toast his memory . . .

and, his brave try.

His moat-oar-boat,
no more they used;
A safer bet --
with Evinrude.

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Message 1534114 - Posted: 30 Jun 2014, 17:44:41 UTC

Beautiful Jim!
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Message 1534609 - Posted: 2 Jul 2014, 0:04:16 UTC
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pluck, pluck, pluck -- Well, the USA fussball team gave their best,
but, if it had to be any other victor, I am glad it's Belgium.
Congrat's, Julie!

Let's see the ball pun't onward!
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Message 1534747 - Posted: 2 Jul 2014, 7:10:37 UTC

They sure know how to use their head, those soccer players:)
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Message 1534810 - Posted: 2 Jul 2014, 9:48:15 UTC

Yes. Both teams had a ball.
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Message 1534819 - Posted: 2 Jul 2014, 10:35:41 UTC

I only saw one ball Jim ;)
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Message 1534823 - Posted: 2 Jul 2014, 10:43:46 UTC

It's a keeper:)
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Message 1535515 - Posted: 3 Jul 2014, 15:43:16 UTC
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Right now, everyone on the East Coast is keeping his/(her) eye
on "Hurry, King Arthur!". Old English legends never die -- they
just surface in other waves.
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Message 1535861 - Posted: 4 Jul 2014, 6:39:19 UTC - in response to Message 1535515.  

Right now, everyone on the East Coast is keeping his/(her) eye
on "Hurry, King Arthur!". Old English legends never die -- they
just surface in other waves.

I guess you could say 'he's' keeping his eye out for the coast.
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Message 1535864 - Posted: 4 Jul 2014, 6:46:30 UTC

He almost exchanged his crown, at Cape Hatteras.
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Message 1535952 - Posted: 4 Jul 2014, 13:10:34 UTC

Nantucket -- He should watch out, there.
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