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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
No sail, on the Julie Skiff, Chris? Plus, keel? (I'll edit one out, myself, this time.) ;o) |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
We could go for a sail on the Kiel canal. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Sailing --> fishing. As the (musically-inclined) fisherman shouted: "castanets!". |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Don't we all have pluck . . . pluck, pluck, pluck. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Ducks, I suppose, swim in moats -- which leads to . . . There was this very popular king, who used to take his subjects on tours around the castle in his moat-ore-boat. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
King's Choice And, up they rose -- to toast, the day. The bubbles floated quite away. His subjects, glad, to sing some rhyme -- the king was want, to do some mime. And, so, it went into the night -- until the king did lose his sight. He spread his arms, as if to fly -- "I shall return, the bye-and-bye!" And, off he flew, from battlements -- but, sadly, though, the path he took -- was not, his intent. So, every year, his citizens lift glass, on high -- to toast his memory . . . and, his brave try. His moat-oar-boat, no more they used; A safer bet -- with Evinrude. * |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
pluck, pluck, pluck -- Well, the USA fussball team gave their best, but, if it had to be any other victor, I am glad it's Belgium. Congrat's, Julie! Let's see the ball pun't onward! |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Yes. Both teams had a ball. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Right now, everyone on the East Coast is keeping his/(her) eye on "Hurry, King Arthur!". Old English legends never die -- they just surface in other waves. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
Right now, everyone on the East Coast is keeping his/(her) eye I guess you could say 'he's' keeping his eye out for the coast. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
He almost exchanged his crown, at Cape Hatteras. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Nantucket -- He should watch out, there. |
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