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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20474 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Mooney -- airplane Moonie -- religious faith |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
I got lucky = fishing |
Bernie Vine Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 9954 Credit: 103,452,613 RAC: 328 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20474 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Can you spell out socks. S O C K S. Now you have had a quickie Spanish lesson. |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
A Latino man who spoke very little English went into an American department store to buy socks. He found his way to the Men's Wear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines" said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here." said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines." said the man. "Well, (still unsure) these shirts are on sale this week." declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines." repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack." offered the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines." insisted the man. "These sweaters are top quality." the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero súeter. Quiero calcetines." said the man. "Our undershirts are over here." the salesgirl fumbled more frantically. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines." the man repeated. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily pointed them out as he proclaimed "¡Eso sà que es!". "Well, if you could spell it, why didn't you do that in the beginning?" asked the exasperated salesgirl. Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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BladeD Send message Joined: 9 Aug 11 Posts: 13320 Credit: 1,603,919 RAC: 2 |
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Gordon Lowe Send message Joined: 5 Nov 00 Posts: 12094 Credit: 6,317,865 RAC: 0 |
A liger is Napoleon Dynamite's favorite animal. :~) The mind is a weird and mysterious place |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
weed I know, I just had to. |
BladeD Send message Joined: 9 Aug 11 Posts: 13320 Credit: 1,603,919 RAC: 2 |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20474 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Thong. This what my mom called flip flops. |
BladeD Send message Joined: 9 Aug 11 Posts: 13320 Credit: 1,603,919 RAC: 2 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
TV flipper remote |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20474 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Cream -- Eric Clapton was a former band member. |
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