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Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
Nearly everyone who crunches SETI is super intelligent or a genius accept for me, I'm just a really dumb fruitbat. |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
Nearly everyone who crunches SETI is super intelligent or a genius accept for me, I'm just a really dumb fruitbat. And I can't do mathematicsn. |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22202 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
OK guys & gals, we've got to help poor Monday..... So all the examples have to do with bats, beers and bikes. Nice and simple to start with: You have two dollars and a beer costs one dollar, how many beers can you buy me today? Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
OK, simple maths problem for Monday... There's you, 1 bat, 1 bike and 4 six packs. There's only room for you and 4 other items on the bike. Which 4 will you pick? |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
first me.... |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
first me.... Today's Tuesday, so you'll have to wait for Monday to reply.... |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Kind of a week answer? (Tee hee) |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Kind of a week answer? lol, well there is 7 days in a weak. |
doug Send message Joined: 10 Jul 09 Posts: 202 Credit: 10,828,067 RAC: 0 |
Sell the bat and the bike to buy more beer. It's a linear maximization problem. Either way you won't care anymore. Doug |
doug Send message Joined: 10 Jul 09 Posts: 202 Credit: 10,828,067 RAC: 0 |
What's even funnier is that I have a masters in Mathematics from Berkeley. I was looking for some part time work to teach students how to pass the SAT so I actually had to take the SAT. I didn't do well because I solved the problems differently. It was a time thing for the most part I think. I didn't have the canned answer. When I was a teaching fellow I was always amazed by the different approaches people came up with. Some were absolutely brilliant. Everybody has something to give. And you don't have to be a Math whiz, although I believe everyone is. You just don't know it. Doug |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
OK, simple maths problem for Monday... How large is the bat? If he'll fit in my pocket or backpack, I can put all 4 sixers in the saddlebags, and we're on our way. Or are we talking about a cricket or baseball bat? Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
OK, simple maths problem for Monday... Well, if he's anything like me, then trying to teach differentiation and integration to someone who's studying electronics... He'll get nowhere. Here is my apology to my tutors who tried to put that stuff into my head. I'm sorry, it wasn't time wasted, just wasted on someone who doesn't understand it. One one zero one zero etc... :) Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
OK, simple maths problem for Monday... Just your regular sized fruit bat 5foot 11 and 95 kilograms of ugly fat. And Doug...it makes me so happy to know that you have a Masters Degree in Mathematics from one of the most prestigious universities on this or any other planet in the universe. I am impressed, thank you for proving that Setizens are super intelligent, |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Being slightly sizzled due to New Year, have been laughing at all the answers, some have been hilarious. The answer is simple. No choice needed. Monday is the Bat, has bike so takes the sixpacks with him. Now to come up with another one which isn't going to be that easy :( Happy New Year everyone :) |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
Being slightly sizzled due to New Year, have been laughing at all the answers, some have been hilarious. Seriously Happy New Year Mr B. |
doug Send message Joined: 10 Jul 09 Posts: 202 Credit: 10,828,067 RAC: 0 |
We're all just thinking along the same lines. How many exo-planets discovered last year? How many bats, bikes and beers? Okay how about trading the bike and the bat, AND the six packs for a boxing roo. I'll lay an extra buck down and make 100. Doug |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
We're all just thinking along the same lines. How many exo-planets discovered last year? How many bats, bikes and beers? Okay how about trading the bike and the bat, AND the six packs for a boxing roo. I'll lay an extra buck down and make 100. Cheers my friend. |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
So does 2013 + 1 = 2014???????????????????? |
OzzFan Send message Joined: 9 Apr 02 Posts: 15691 Credit: 84,761,841 RAC: 28 |
Here's another lesson that might be helpful: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
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