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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22220 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
Reindeer? No, its snowing.... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Phil Send message Joined: 19 Jun 99 Posts: 110 Credit: 4,545,588 RAC: 0 |
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2475 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
How can Santa, legally, give coal to naughty boys and girls. It's in the contract -- the Santa clause. |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
Which girls does Santa like best? Ho ho hoes. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
No no no, there ain't no sanity clause. - Chico Marx David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
aka_Sam Send message Joined: 1 Aug 07 Posts: 471 Credit: 1,637,878 RAC: 0 |
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe. |
Mr. Kevvy Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 3776 Credit: 1,114,826,392 RAC: 3,319 |
Why are nerds always confusing Hallowe'en and Christmas? (No, not because of The Nightmare Before Christmas, though that was a contributing factor...) Because OCT 31 = DEC 25. If you still don't get that, please ask a nerd (possibly myself) to explain. :^) |
OzzFan Send message Joined: 9 Apr 02 Posts: 15691 Credit: 84,761,841 RAC: 28 |
ROFLMAO! |
Obegone Send message Joined: 15 Dec 12 Posts: 105 Credit: 171,780 RAC: 0 |
Q: What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite Christmas Carol? A: 'Silent' Night Now THERE's Halloween and Christmas smashed into one fer ya! |
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