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Message 1437086 - Posted: 2 Nov 2013, 19:27:39 UTC

Now, here's a chance --

Handel was a very good composer.

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Message 1437089 - Posted: 2 Nov 2013, 19:56:54 UTC - in response to Message 1437087.  
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I've gone CHOPIN, BACH soon, OFFENBACH earlier!

I do so RAVEL in these puns.
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Message 1437152 - Posted: 2 Nov 2013, 23:05:26 UTC
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First, we Liszt to one topic, then Haydn ourselves off to another.
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Message 1437176 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 0:36:35 UTC

The chicken says: Bach Bach Bach!
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Message 1437199 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 1:50:44 UTC - in response to Message 1437176.  

The chicken says: Bach Bach Bach!

Nice two puns in one.
A Byrd and a Compere'ser.
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Message 1437206 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 2:15:32 UTC

Thanksgiving's coming. All turkeys to the Chopin-block!

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Message 1437213 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 2:57:25 UTC

I will do no personal Feathering.
Pluto will always be a planet to me.

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Message 1437214 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 2:59:08 UTC - in response to Message 1437213.  

I will do no personal Feathering.

I think you need a Pluck me up:)
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Message 1437225 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 3:54:04 UTC

Enough seen to plunge into the pit of a Dome, care to pluck us owe it.
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Message 1437228 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 4:00:01 UTC

Things are getting rather fowl.
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Message 1437229 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 4:05:18 UTC

You could be Wright.
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Message 1437230 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 4:12:22 UTC - in response to Message 1437229.  

You could be Wright.

Uli. I think you are tossing out a FLYER. Orville I could be wrong. If I am WILBUR forgive me?
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Message 1437233 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 4:28:06 UTC

I just Sea Gull a Bat pun.
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Message 1437247 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 5:47:33 UTC

That'll propeller us into a plane silly flight path.
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Message 1437261 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 6:40:43 UTC

Piper down, about silly flight paths, or our plane will end up
going Boing.

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Message 1437385 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 15:11:13 UTC

These puns are driving me PLANE crazy. I'm going to JET out of here.

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Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

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Message 1437435 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 18:20:14 UTC

Posting these puns is BOEING to LIFT your spirits. It's not really a DRAG.
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Message 1437448 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 18:57:04 UTC

This appears to be a take-off to Led Zeppelin music.
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Message 1437500 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 20:57:01 UTC
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Not really a pun, but an aviation 'truism':
That propeller (on the smaller planes) is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool; just let it stop & see how much they sweat!
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Message 1437548 - Posted: 3 Nov 2013, 22:47:41 UTC

Wing It


Without the fan
no place to hide --

with ground, below,
I'll have to glide.

As saying goes,
just "wing it", man!


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