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Message 1368056 - Posted: 15 May 2013, 5:33:18 UTC

Hee, hee, hee ! I love a man in a tux!


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Message 1368073 - Posted: 15 May 2013, 6:37:22 UTC
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'Naw, just a bit of ice cream...TEE HEE...That's a cute joke, Mr. Penguin.'


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Message 1368091 - Posted: 15 May 2013, 7:06:51 UTC

WE have more than the minimum 10, but it's late and I have a breakfast meeting in the morning, so I'll hold off judging until about 10:00 am Pacific time.


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Message 1368365 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 6:12:04 UTC

Gee, when I said we had more than the minimum 10, I didn't mean you had to stop...

Sorry, things got busy today, then had to substitute for my American Legion Post Commander at a meeting this evening. Now to the business at hand:

W.C. Fields Awards to
N9JFE David with "Penguin: That's NOT funny, you little brat." and
Chris S. with "You say "P p p pick up a P p p penguin" one more time and I'll peck you!"

3rd Place, msattler "'Naw, just a bit of ice cream...TEE HEE...That's a cute joke, Mr. Penguin.'"

2nd Place, Blurf "Isn't she just the most precious little girl?"

1st Place, Steven Meyer "Hee, hee, hee! I love a man in a tux!"

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Message 1368431 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 12:47:00 UTC - in response to Message 1368365.  

1st Place, Steven Meyer "Hee, hee, hee! I love a man in a tux!"

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Thanks, Donald. Will now find something suitable.

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Message 1368442 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 13:43:28 UTC


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Message 1368448 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 14:15:27 UTC
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Mew mew mew! Dad went to work and left his lappy on again! Now.....where do I want to go today?


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Message 1368449 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 14:22:57 UTC

You slide your left paw in, you slide your left paw out. Move the little arrow then you click it all about..........


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Message 1368476 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 16:09:15 UTC
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1) Gee, I didn't know my left rear could activate this...

2) Now, how did I get to the kitty porn last time?


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Message 1368477 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 16:12:05 UTC
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Bah!!! All the catnip sites are blocked


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Message 1368484 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 16:29:12 UTC

Okay ...... back feet control the touch pad, front feet control the keyboard. Who needs a mouse!!!

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Message 1368503 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 17:33:13 UTC

Kittie types:
How do I join Mark's team of Kitties?


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Message 1368530 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 18:03:48 UTC
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Ok...now I'll type 'the best ways to spoil your cat'. Hope my boss will take the hint...



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Message 1368575 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 19:02:09 UTC

That little pointy thing on the screen is almost as bad as the red dot. When I sit still and watch it, it sits still too. But when I get up to leave, it starts moving around.


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Message 1368614 - Posted: 16 May 2013, 19:55:34 UTC - in response to Message 1368442.  
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I can't believe this is not on GoodSearch for seti!

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Message 1368745 - Posted: 17 May 2013, 5:29:01 UTC

No cute people videos?

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Message 1368802 - Posted: 17 May 2013, 8:06:30 UTC

Where is the Freekibble link so I can help my friends?


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Message 1369338 - Posted: 18 May 2013, 14:06:52 UTC

Well, we have a dis-honerable mention for Julie with "Ok...now I'll type 'the best ways to spoil your cat'. Hope my boss will take the hint..."

Clearly no cat would call a human "my boss".

And another for Chris S with "Okay ...... back feet control the touch pad, front feet control the keyboard. Who needs a mouse!!!"

All cats need mice to play with, just not for controlling the computer.

And lastly one for Carlos with "No cute people videos?"

There are obviously tons of videos on the web of people doing stupid things. Besides, why would a cat want to watch videos when their own humans do stupid things every day.

By the way, I have 6 cats ... ahem ... so lets get to the winners...

In second place is KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! with Gee, I didn't know my left rear could activate this...

And our man (woman?) of the hour is N9JFE, who has played with one too many red laser pointers, with That little pointy thing on the screen is almost as bad as the red dot. When I sit still and watch it, it sits still too. But when I get up to leave, it starts moving around.


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Message 1369341 - Posted: 18 May 2013, 14:16:42 UTC
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Oh gosh thank you, another Dishonourable mention, Wow! I got two now. You do all realise that these are more highly sought after than just mere wins :-)


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Message 1369366 - Posted: 18 May 2013, 16:03:52 UTC

6 cats???
Oh you lucky devil, Steven.


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