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Message 1332554 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 20:56:19 UTC



"Sir--you were told not to harrass the airline staff. Now YOU are going to sit down and shut up whether you like it or not!"


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Message 1332566 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 21:57:22 UTC

Drunk and disorderderly first, all tied up second.


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Message 1332582 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 22:50:41 UTC

Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost


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Message 1332585 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 23:02:27 UTC - in response to Message 1332499.  

The 'cellists of the LSO now disguise their instruments as incapacitated passengers to get round stricter airline regulations.
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Message 1332609 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 0:50:30 UTC

Must remember not to say hi to Jack on plane..
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Message 1332645 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:35:18 UTC
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Stew: I told him, 'Press that call button and then say "Oh,never mind" just one more time and see what happens'...

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Message 1332646 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:37:37 UTC

Self loading, but not self unloading cargo.


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Message 1332648 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:48:37 UTC

He: "Oh stewardess... stewardess... I seem to have left a load on the seat."
She: [heavy sigh] [under breath]"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the strength beat the tar outta this nut job!"

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Message 1332649 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:52:59 UTC

I cannot change him, but I can change his behavior for the remainder of the trip.


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Message 1332662 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 5:21:55 UTC

What do you call a seat that costs less than standby?
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Message 1332709 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 8:19:22 UTC

Ok, I know I had to fasten my seatbelt but now you're exagerrating...
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Message 1332773 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 13:32:09 UTC
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[thought bubble] "Mr. King! Mr. King! How many times will this happen to me before I remember not to use my full name while flying!"[/thought bubble]
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Message 1332778 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 13:59:42 UTC

Bondage and Discipline for the wheelchair-bound...
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Message 1332790 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 14:38:51 UTC

OK, lots of good entries. I'm always amazed at the different directions people take in these.

Third place is a tie, with the theme I had had in mind:
Carlos with "What do you call a seat that costs less than standby?"
Skildude with "Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost"

Heading in directions I wouldn't have thought, Chris gets 2nd place with "
Johns fantasy of bondage with a Stewardess, wasn't working so well ....."

And 1st place to Michael Roberts, with the totally unexpected "The 'cellists of the LSO now disguise their instruments as incapacitated passengers to get round stricter airline regulations."

PM going out soon.

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Message 1332977 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 23:06:22 UTC - in response to Message 1332790.  

Thanks Bill. Let's see what we think of this helpful piece of information:


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Message 1332987 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 23:44:38 UTC

The long and lonely road.


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Message 1332989 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 23:45:24 UTC

The sign on the other side reads the same, and I have walked 55 Km just to get here...


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Message 1333049 - Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 3:36:04 UTC

But it's only 149 to the nearest cell tower.

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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

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Message 1333067 - Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 5:51:22 UTC
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"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop ... Perth"

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Message 1333068 - Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 6:03:27 UTC

"An emergency 174 km ahead? I wonder how they could they could know that? Is it a state of perpetual emergency? Well, best to exit this highway before I go another 174 km on it, right?"
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