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Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0 |
"Sir--you were told not to harrass the airline staff. Now YOU are going to sit down and shut up whether you like it or not!" |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 |
Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
Michael Roberts Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0 |
The 'cellists of the LSO now disguise their instruments as incapacitated passengers to get round stricter airline regulations. |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Must remember not to say hi to Jack on plane.. Janice |
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
Stew: I told him, 'Press that call button and then say "Oh,never mind" just one more time and see what happens'... |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
He: "Oh stewardess... stewardess... I seem to have left a load on the seat." She: [heavy sigh] [under breath]"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the strength beat the tar outta this nut job!" |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29888 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
What do you call a seat that costs less than standby? |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34054 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
[thought bubble] "Mr. King! Mr. King! How many times will this happen to me before I remember not to use my full name while flying!"[/thought bubble] |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0 |
Bondage and Discipline for the wheelchair-bound... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
OK, lots of good entries. I'm always amazed at the different directions people take in these. Third place is a tie, with the theme I had had in mind: Carlos with "What do you call a seat that costs less than standby?" Skildude with "Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost" Heading in directions I wouldn't have thought, Chris gets 2nd place with " Johns fantasy of bondage with a Stewardess, wasn't working so well ....." And 1st place to Michael Roberts, with the totally unexpected "The 'cellists of the LSO now disguise their instruments as incapacitated passengers to get round stricter airline regulations." PM going out soon. |
Michael Roberts Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0 |
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John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
But it's only 149 to the nearest cell tower. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop ... Perth" |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
"An emergency 174 km ahead? I wonder how they could they could know that? Is it a state of perpetual emergency? Well, best to exit this highway before I go another 174 km on it, right?" |
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