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Message 1344673 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 18:41:14 UTC

A man walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and said "A beer please, and one for the road"
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Message 1344679 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 19:32:04 UTC

My dad was a shotgun, therefore, I am a son of a gun.
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Message 1344683 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 19:39:24 UTC

I bumped into a wizard the other day, “Saruman, didn’t see you there”
H.R. 1469 Cuts SSI, EITC, ACA, Medicaid, SNAP, LiHeap, Heap, etc, etc, etc, all temporary, w/a 5yr lifetime limit like TANF! Can't work? Die!!
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Message 1344688 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 20:00:58 UTC
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Two cavemen saw a dinosaur and hid behind a rock. One said to the other Dyathinkhesaurus?
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Message 1344698 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 20:28:59 UTC

Darn it I missed a pun war. I didnt have to work last night. But I did have things to take care of and didnt get any sleep. I fell asleep at the computer:(

So Angela has the crown again. I would have not have been a good punster with the topic though. My knowledge of TOKEN is limited.



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Message 1344727 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 22:06:24 UTC

If you lose your hearing, it is ear replaceable...
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Message 1354863 - Posted: 9 Apr 2013, 1:24:57 UTC

A message to you all from the mahatma.
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Message 1354965 - Posted: 9 Apr 2013, 10:33:53 UTC
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An allergy to snuff is not to be sniffed at.

If boxers lose they have to take it on the chin.

The lawn layer was so bad, he got turfed out of his job.
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Message 1354972 - Posted: 9 Apr 2013, 10:49:56 UTC

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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Message 1355008 - Posted: 9 Apr 2013, 13:37:55 UTC

Would a lead pipe used as a belt be a lead pipe cinch?
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Message 1355066 - Posted: 9 Apr 2013, 16:25:28 UTC - in response to Message 1355008.  

Would a lead pipe used as a belt be a lead pipe cinch?



Hmmm... ;)
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Message 1355178 - Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 4:38:10 UTC - in response to Message 1354863.  

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Message 1355284 - Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 11:55:06 UTC

This Indian guy walks into the foyer after the show and the Hatcheck girl says can I help you? He says, "Ma hat ma coat please".

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Message 1355327 - Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 15:46:53 UTC - in response to Message 1355284.  

This Indian guy walks into the foyer after the show and the Hatcheck girl says can I help you? He says, "Ma hat ma coat please".



Im sorry I had to take a Ghandi at my own thread:)
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Message 1355619 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 11:53:54 UTC

I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet...
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Message 1355623 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 12:04:40 UTC

My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches.

Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then.

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Message 1355634 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 12:39:52 UTC

OH, gag me with a spoon and tell me that the link was corrupted somehow.
And I thought I have been told that some of my links were 'sicko'.

I could find some more......................

Somehow when other find some fun in a weird link it is OK, but when I find fun in an unusual link it is bannable.

Oddly funny. Kinda.
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Message 1355635 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 12:42:02 UTC - in response to Message 1355623.  

My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches.

Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then.


That's another version of a very old joke.

The old guy goes to the doc and says..
'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......'
The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.'
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Message 1355666 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 13:55:35 UTC - in response to Message 1355635.  

My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches.

Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then.

That's another version of a very old joke.

The old guy goes to the doc and says..
'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......'
The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.'

And then there's...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "When I press my finger on my arm, it hurts. When I press my finger on my leg, it hurts. When I press my finger on my head, it hurts. What's wrong with me?" "Your finger is broken."

David
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Message 1355676 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 14:10:35 UTC - in response to Message 1355666.  

My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches.

Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then.

That's another version of a very old joke.

The old guy goes to the doc and says..
'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......'
The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.'

And then there's...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "When I press my finger on my arm, it hurts. When I press my finger on my leg, it hurts. When I press my finger on my head, it hurts. What's wrong with me?" "Your finger is broken."

LOL....
Indeed.
A kitty keeps loneliness away.
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