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Message 1180960 - Posted: 27 Dec 2011, 17:25:51 UTC

This way when he poops, I wont step in it.
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Message 1181077 - Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 3:24:47 UTC - in response to Message 1180960.  

what it's like to be a quadriplegic dog in sunny Malibu. OR....

Wait 'til she finds the little treat I left her in this %@^^#D fanny pack



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Message 1181103 - Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 5:30:51 UTC
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Jog-a-dog
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new from security concepts: pack-a-pooch
People leave you alone when they know your "packing"
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Message 1181286 - Posted: 29 Dec 2011, 5:26:26 UTC

Okay, we have the requisite 10 captions, and it's been almost 24 hours since the last response, so....

Some very interesting captions, tough to judge.

KWSN The Holy Hand Grenade came closest to my own reaction with
"I thought the object of 'taking the dog for a walk' is that the dog got some exercise..."

But the one that really got me was Carlos with
"new from security concepts: pack-a-pooch
People leave you alone when they know your "packing""

Carlos, you are up next. PM sent.
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Message 1181373 - Posted: 29 Dec 2011, 16:01:46 UTC
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If I hadn't gotten squelched by the weekly backup coming in a day late, I would'a posted:

Pack-a Pooch: petite female edition: mini Schnauzer recommended.
Pit Bull available in larger female sizes;
German Shepard or Rottweiler available in mens sizes...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1181583 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 13:54:53 UTC

In honor of the new year, here is something that has caused some discussions around the planet. Let's see what creative concepts are evoked by this image. Happy 2012 everyone.

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Message 1181586 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 14:00:48 UTC
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Sayeth the Sun in the middle . . .

"I've had it up to here with '10...9...8...7...'.
I'm gonna to put an end to it tomorrow night at 23:59:50."

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Message 1181621 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 18:02:05 UTC

Why's the back of a Mexican one Peso coin here?
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1181633 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 19:42:50 UTC

The last word Montezuma was heard to utter, “My Kingdom for some paper.”

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Message 1181662 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 21:11:18 UTC - in response to Message 1181633.  

Ahh theres the Mel Brooks cameo in Apocalypto


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Message 1181705 - Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 23:26:40 UTC

Hard to make both portable and readable.


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Message 1181913 - Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 15:51:46 UTC
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Help! I'm trapped in this calendar and it's set to explode!
(I have a small copy of this on my office wall - purchased on a High School trip to Mexico in 1972)
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Message 1182058 - Posted: 1 Jan 2012, 3:04:17 UTC



The Mayan Theory of General Relativity.
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Message 1182187 - Posted: 1 Jan 2012, 19:37:11 UTC

I started this last year and only 8 captions! I will give it until this afternoon then choose a winner.
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Message 1182410 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 15:23:28 UTC

I got to see it in Mexico City in 1962. I've always had a curiosity about it, but not fatalistic. I am sure that if the Maya were still thriving that the the next epoch calendar would be on sale now. I am a little disappointed with the captions. I have heard so many good one other places, Wish we had erasable rock, or Can we Photoshop a new center? The best one here is "The last word Montezuma was heard to utter, “My Kingdom for some paper.”" Celt tooth, your turn. PM sent.
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Message 1182427 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 17:22:02 UTC - in response to Message 1182410.  

Gee, thank you. I was thinking of all the other things Montezuma was known for in the way of revenge. I’ll have a pix up soon.
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Message 1182430 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 17:30:43 UTC - in response to Message 1182427.  

Ok here we go:
Have at this for a bit.

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Message 1182446 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 18:15:52 UTC

Jo's doctor said this was the worst dose of crab I've ever seen
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Message 1182447 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 18:16:49 UTC

No matter how hard Jo tried to ignore it the crab on his head would nip him when it was time to turn the page.
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Message 1182450 - Posted: 2 Jan 2012, 18:23:40 UTC - in response to Message 1182430.  

Ok here we go:
Have at this for a bit.




Do you think he is from the Crab nebula?
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