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Message 1174197 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 3:49:21 UTC

Little did they know runt was getting ready to turn on the faucet.
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Message 1174198 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 3:57:49 UTC

-Don't ya think he'll be mad cuz we drank his liquid soap?
-Not sure bout that, but I can't wait to see his face when he finds out about beer he left in the fridge. Meowburrrp...

Who the hell is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?¿
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Message 1174255 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 13:22:33 UTC

OK.
I think we have enough time and entries to render a judgement.
Lots of them made me grin.
After consulting with the kitties......

3rd runner up is Ronald R CODNEY, with
Kitten on counter: "In ten seconds, I turn the knob."

2nd runner up is WinterKnight, with
"Just lick your paws like we do."

1st runner up is Angela, with
"We can haz back brushie?"

And the winner is.....Carlos, with
"Meow mix for the bath"

Your turn, Carlos. PM being issued.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1174264 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 14:18:24 UTC

Mark thank the kitties for me.
Considering that it's now officially the Christmas season I thought I would see what you could do with this:



Merry Christmas!
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Message 1174279 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 15:52:35 UTC - in response to Message 1174264.  





Merry Christmas!


Listen up you P.C. pukes, Its Merry Christmas! Not that happy holiday crap.
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Message 1174311 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 17:04:14 UTC
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Take that, Frost Giant!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1174321 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 18:12:55 UTC

Ho Ho Ho!!! I'm ready for that sniveling Grinch THIS year!!
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Message 1174351 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 19:21:12 UTC - in response to Message 1174321.  

Amazingly the Elfs are quite happy according to a show of hands


In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
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Message 1174405 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 22:34:45 UTC

Santa in Afghanistan.
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Message 1174416 - Posted: 28 Nov 2011, 23:13:53 UTC

I saw Daddy kissing Mrs. Claus.
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Message 1174450 - Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 1:38:29 UTC


"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

(A totally discordant one-liner ;)
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Message 1174473 - Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 4:54:14 UTC
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OK, Listen Up!
We're gonna institute a few changes around here.
First of all, that Naughty and Nice list...It goes. Instead, we are just going to have a Nice list from now on. The rest will be eliminated.



Gosh! I hope there are no children reading this!

The first point in the list of Rules reads "Posts must be 'kid friendly'".

Yes, it goes on to mention some un-kid friendly things which are mostly about sex and hate, but still . . . Santa with a machine gun!?!
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Message 1174483 - Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 5:33:23 UTC

Unfortunately, he knows when you are sleeping...
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Message 1174537 - Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 14:46:42 UTC - in response to Message 1174450.  

So what’s the problem? Lots of people serve in the National Guard!
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Message 1174608 - Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 23:49:29 UTC
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OK, who wanted the M-60 GPMG????
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Message 1174656 - Posted: 30 Nov 2011, 3:30:36 UTC

Do NOT mess with my elves. It messes up my schedule!


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Message 1174657 - Posted: 30 Nov 2011, 3:31:10 UTC

Whaddya mean I need a pilots licence.


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Message 1174658 - Posted: 30 Nov 2011, 3:33:42 UTC

Well looks like we there are sufficient entries and the little old guy has had time to circumnavigate. So it's envelope time.

Third Place goes to msattler, with: Ho Ho Ho!!! I'm ready for that sniveling Grinch THIS year!!

In Second Place is Gary Charpentier's "I saw Daddy kissing Mrs. Claus." I like the melody.

And the Winner is James Southerden:

"Listen up you P.C. pukes, Its Merry Christmas! Not that happy holiday crap."
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Message 1174811 - Posted: 1 Dec 2011, 3:59:04 UTC

James PM'ed me and said he is having connections problems. Second Place do you have a picture. PM sent as well.
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Message 1174826 - Posted: 1 Dec 2011, 4:25:14 UTC

Seems 2nd place is up. Short notice so you get a theme.


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