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rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22234 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1147414 - Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 7:52:39 UTC Last modified: 31 Aug 2011, 7:52:55 UTC Why does a gent with the first name "Albert" only have one beer a night? Because his family name is EinStien..... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1147414 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1147529 - Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 17:09:58 UTC A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying "Give me all the cashew have". ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1147529 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1152946 - Posted: 16 Sep 2011, 23:32:44 UTC I went to my family Doctor recently and he brought in a laptop and did all his work on it. He said his office finally went digital. Funny thing is my proctologist has been Digital for years. edit- Dont know if I will be awake for a pun contest tonight. I have tonight off but have to work Saturday night. We are still behind in orders. So I invite any punster to fill in for me. [/quote] Old James ID: 1152946 ·
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 1153036 - Posted: 17 Sep 2011, 5:28:50 UTC I went to my family Doctor recently for a Headache. He then turned and Beat his head on the wall several times then turned back and said, Now I have a Headache...Feel any Better? I gotta get a new Doc. ID: 1153036 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1153197 - Posted: 17 Sep 2011, 15:36:31 UTC How do I handle change? I put it in the parking meter. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1153197 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1155346 - Posted: 23 Sep 2011, 17:56:13 UTC Another Friday and another night I will be working. So carry on with out me,Again. [/quote] Old James ID: 1155346 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157734 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:02:28 UTC I know it is late, but are there any late night punsters in the house? ID: 1157734 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157735 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:02:31 UTC Armor plating.... .44 caliber weaponry.... Winnie the Pooh bandaids... I'm ready for a pun war! ID: 1157735 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157736 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:03:11 UTC Why look what the cat dragged in! ID: 1157736 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157737 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:05:32 UTC - in response to Message 1157736.   Why look what the cat dragged in! It was the cat's turn... we alternate. ID: 1157737 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157738 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:15:11 UTC Did somebody say something about Winnie the Pooh? I think EEYORE on to a topic there... ID: 1157738 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157739 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:17:17 UTC You'd better be careful! This six gun has a hair TIGGER. ID: 1157739 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157740 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:18:07 UTC OWL bet it does! ID: 1157740 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157741 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:19:51 UTC You can bet it does, HONEY! ID: 1157741 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157742 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:20:56 UTC Cowboy, you will ROO the day you tried to tango with me!!! ID: 1157742 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157744 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:28:16 UTC Oh, wouldn't that be a Pooh d'etat for you! ID: 1157744 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157745 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:29:52 UTC Why I'll learn ya to take your HEFFALUMPS, cowboy!!! ID: 1157745 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157746 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:32:29 UTC Oh no, raccoon lady, you're not gonna WOOZLE out and get away. ID: 1157746 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1157747 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:33:19 UTC I'll be ROBIN you of your title before the night is through... ID: 1157747 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1157748 - Posted: 1 Oct 2011, 5:35:08 UTC You seem to be slurring your words. Do you have a KANGA sore? ID: 1157748 ·

 
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